Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, Friends and neighbors...
Well Rain today... A chance of thunderstorms in
the afternoon. Highs in the lower 60s.
Chance of rain near 100 percent.

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No pictures again... Blogger uploader not working,
again.... come on Google!

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Murphy Laws applied to Aviation......

Flights never leave from Gate- 1 at any terminal in the world.
The best-looking woman on your flight is never seated next to you.
The crying baby on board your flight is always seated next to you.
If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed.
Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go
to the lavatory.
If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest
gate within the terminal.
If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as
soon as you touch pen to paper...

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Once upon a time, there was a cat that died.
When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth.
She told God that it was awful -- she had to sleep in
cold black alleys where there was no food and life was hard.
God told her that he was sorry it had had turned out that way --
but here, in heaven, she would be happy and would have the most
comfortable, warm pillow to sleep on.
The cat lay down upon the pillow and was happy.
A few days later, about a dozen mice came to heaven together,
and God asked them how they had liked earth.
The earth was no better for them than it was for the cat.
They explained to God that it was tough and exhausting and
their feet were worn out from always running from cats
and dogs and people.
God felt bad for the mice and decided to give them roller-skates.
One day God sees the cat again and asked her how she liked heaven.
She explained that it was absolutely wonderful.
The pillow was the most comfortable place that she had ever slept,
but even better than the pillow was the meals on wheels.

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic!

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My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandpa,
 do you know how you and God are alike?"
I mentally polished my halo while I asked, "Now, how are we alike?"
"You're both old, he replied."

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Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.
Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.
 "So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home.
"Great," Little Johnny replied.
"Did you and your father have a good time?" asked his mother.
"Yeah, Daddy especially liked it," exclaimed Little Johnny excitedly,
especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!"

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Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.

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Olga has a weakness for anything with chocolate. 
She went shopping in downtown R-ville one day and stopped for
a rest in a coffee shop. 
The place was crowded and the only vacant seat was at a table
where a young man sat alone, so she got his permission to share the
table.
The young man had a coffee and two chocolate doughnuts. 
He finished the coffee and one doughnut and then left. 
Olga sat and stared at the remaining doughnut. 
She was on a diet at the time, but temptation  finally got the better
of her and she took it.
With her mouth completely full, she looked up, to see the young man
returning, holding a coffee refill to go along with his second doughnut.

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I wouldn't say my best friend is cross-eyed, but when he cries,
the tears roll down his back.

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Todays Thought:
There is no problem so great that it can not be made worse with a
little Federal involvement.


Rae's Trivia.....
One of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World was a lighthouse,
the famous Pharos of Alexandria in Egypt.
Pharos was the first lighthouse in history,
and is still the tallest on record.
(It was 450 feet high, about the size of a 45-story skyscraper.)

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