☺☺ ☺☺ ♥ Cashier: what's with all the pineapple juice? Me: *winks* Spends the night making delicio...

☺☺   ☺☺ ♥   Who decided that the abbreviation for pound should be two letters it doesn’t contain? ...

☺☺   ☺☺ ♥     Reverse psychology is like regular psychology except the woman is facing the other...

☺☺   ☺☺ ♥   *walks in on home intruder... "omg please don't look at the dust!"   ...

☺☺   ☺☺ ♥   Last week I got eczema, diarrhea, and hemorrhoids. It's the first time I ever won...