Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, Friends....
The forcast for TGIF day:
Partly sunny with a slight chance of rain in the morning...
then sunny in the afternoon.
Highs in the mid 50s.
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~  A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the
aviation frequencies.
This was his first time approaching a field during the
nighttime, and instead of making any official requests to
the tower, he said, "Guess who?"
The controller switched the field lights off and replied,
"Guess where!"

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~  Before performing a baptism, the priest approached
the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious
step.... Are you prepared for it?"
 "I think so," the man replied.
"My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer
coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of
our guests."
 "I don't mean that," the priest responded.
"I mean, are you prepared spiritually?"
 "Oh, sure," came the reply.
"I've got a keg of beer and a case of whiskey."

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~  A couple was having a discussion about family
finances.
Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money,
the house wouldn't be here!"
The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money I
wouldn't be here."

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~  My wife came home early..after being fired from her job.
she said "Im 37 and what have I got to show for it"
Apparently, wrinkles, wasn't the best answer....

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~   I used to work for a Jewish carpenter.
He used to check my fingers for splinters to make sure
I wasn't stealing.

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~  From R-ville comes the report that a lady called her
laundry to complain that she had received in her bundle
six men's socks.
"I'm not even married!"  the lady customer declared.
"We're sorry"  answered the helpful girl at the laundry. 
"we'll send a man out right away."

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~  An expensively dressed young man went into an
automobile dealership and asked to see a beat-up
used car. 
"But son," said the salesman, "wouldn't you rather
see a new sports model?"
 "Oh, no," replied the youth. 
"With a used car my folks won't know whose fault the
dents are."

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~  A millionaire said to one of his friends that he
became rich selling homing pigeons.
 "Really?"  asked the amazed friend. 
"How many did you start with?"
 "Only one," the wealthy man replied,
"he kept coming back."

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~  The best way to clean a frying pan that has burned
food cemented to the bottom is to let it soak in soapy
water several days, and then, when nobody is looking,
throw it in the garbage.

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~  Buying the right computer and getting it to work
properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear
reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using
only your teeth.

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Todays Thought:

* If your thoughts are wise and your actions foolish,
you're close to normal.....

Rae's Trivia.....

By the age of 20, the average man or woman has lost
up to 20 percent of his or her sense of smell.
By the age 60, 60 percent is gone.

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