Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, Friends...
Had a nice visit  yesterday..It's great to see an old friend...
 Mostly cloudy, with a high in the 50's, I have 33º right now..
I am planning on a little trip. A 2 week walk-about...
Will put up the dates later...
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See! there is a Hummingbird lane...

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Okay! you guys lets go.....

They need us in the kitchen.....

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I can only think of one thing... RUN-Run!!

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You got that right.....

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When your head hits the ceiling,

then you may, get down.....

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I don't know...something wrong??

That would be scary....

Hey! Guys...this is a family blog...

Pull em up....

"Pants on the ground"....

Trying to get a tan??

You do look alittle pale....

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See, he's got his friend....

It's good to have lots of friends...

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Every body picks on my buddy, Eno....

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Lets see....were was I going??

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~~ Rednecks have JIFFY POP nailed to the wall for a fire alarm......

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~~ In case you don't know what a hangover is:
A hangover is when you open your eyes in the morning and
you wish you hadn't."
A good cure for a hangover is to drink black coffee the
night before instead of the morning after.
The best days not to drink are days that end in the letter,
"Y".
But just in case you find yourself with a whopper of a
hangover try one of the followig cures....
they're guaranteed to work.

YOODOO VOODOO CURE Those spun out Haitan voodoo
people recommend sticking thirteen black pins in the cork
of the offending bottle.
Worth a try........ Harder with twist tops.

SPIN OUT CURE When you go to bed at night after a long
night of drinking and you have the spins there is a cure...
put one foot on the ground and keep one in bed.

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~~ My brother-in law drinks a toast on holidays:
"Here's to our holidays, all 365 of them!"

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~~ Once Mrs. Hey and Mrs. Martin met during a party.
After an hour talking and drinking Mrs. Hey told her friend,
"They call my husband 'The Exorcist.'
" With a great surprise Mrs. Martin asked her, "Why?"
She replied, "At every party we attend, he soon gets rid of
all the spirits."

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~~ Now, here's the plan......
We cross pasta with a boa constrictor.
We get spaghetti that winds itself around the fork.

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~~ The big three auto makers in Detroit were considering
putting the high-beam dimmer switch back down on the floor,
so they decided to take a poll.
Among those polled were 1000 blondes.
The most frequent response was:
"Well how the hell am I supposed to reach for it way down
there?"

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~~ I used to be lost in the shuffle.
Now I just shuffle along with the lost.

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~~ Seasoned Citizen's New Year's Resolutions.....
To be awake more than asleep
To remember the names of my Kid's and Grandkid's
To see my family...more often than my Doctor
To learn a new game besides Bingo
Not To say "Whipper Snapper"
Not To say "In my day..."
To spend more time on the computer than the toilet.
To learn to pronounce the names of blasted pills I have to
take..
To stop calling my spouse "Old Woman ... or Old Man."

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~~ If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy.

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~~ The New Year's Eve party had turned into a regular
marathon with numerous guests coming and going.
At one point, a man knocked on the door, was greeted
heartily although no one knew who he was, and was led to
the bar in the basement.
He sat there happily for a couple of hours before a strange
light dawned on his face.
"You know," he confided to his host,
"I wasn't even invited to this party.
I just came over to tell you that some of your guests' cars
are blocking my driveway."
The guest continued, "My wife's been sitting out in the car
waiting for me to get them moved."

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~~ Sign on the door of a marriage license bureau:
'Out to Lunch...... Think it over.'

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Todays Thought: Success comes in 'cans'...failures in 'cannots'.
 
 
Rae's Trivia:  Cheers!
The new Water Recovery System on the International Space Station recycles 93 percent of astronauts’
perspiration and urine, turning it back into drinking water.
Kurdish villages in northern Iraq are using a portable version
of the NASA system to purify water from streams and rivers,
courtesy of the relief group Concern for Kids.


 
 

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