Cooler and windy today...I'm showing 35º now...
I'm waiting for spring to get here...
Can't be too soon....
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Gotta have my morning juice!
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I think he's drank to much regular water....
We gotta get him some diet water.....
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I'm glad to see your into healthy food...
You gotta leave that red meat alone!!
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I bet ya he had to clean the car out......
(and pants)
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Now here is a case of needing that Diet water.....
WOW!
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Now...that don't seem right....
Kinda weird??
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I can't see the cost of this...
Gotta be awful high.....
How about it, Petewete??
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Well, it is a help line.......
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Somthin an't right.....
Did he grow an extra one?
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Ready for milking??
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I need a ride...
But I an't riding with these idiots....
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~~ Did you hear the one about the teacher who couldn't control his pupils?
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and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent
tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office
and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in
an open foyer."
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~~ A project manager, a computer programmer and a
computer operator are driving down the road when the car
they are in gets a flat tire.
The three men try to solve the problem.
The project manager said: "Let's catch a cab and in ten
minutes we'll reach our destination."
The computer programmer said: "We have here the driver's
guide.
I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive."
The computer operator said: "First of all, let's turn off the
engine and turn it on again.
Maybe it will fix the problem."
Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said:
"Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in
and try again.
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~~ The latest reports from the Internal Revenue service
shows that it has streamlined its tax form this year.
It goes like this:
A. How much did you make last year?
B. How much do you have left?
C. Send B.
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~~ Why was the Blonde fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away the W's!
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~~ The teacher said; “Take a pencil and paper, and write
an essay with the title ‘If I Were a Millionaire.’”
Everyone but Joe, who leaned back with arms folded,
began to write feverishly.
“What’s the matter,” the teacher asked.
“Why don’t you begin?”
“I’m waiting for my secretary,” Joe replied.
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~~ Q: Why cant you play cards in the jungle
A: Because theres to many cheetahs.
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~~ Five year old Becky answered the door when the
Census taker came by.
She told the Census taker that her daddy was a doctor and
wasn't home, because he was performing an appendectomy.
"My," said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for
such a little girl.
Do you know what it means?"
"Sure! Fifteen hundred bucks, and that doesn't even
include the anaesthesiologist!"
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~~ A blonde and a brunette are living together.
The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde
had a rope around her waist.
The brunette asked why the rope was around her waist.
The blonde said that she was trying to commit suicide.
The brunette said, "You put it around your neck!"
The blonde replied, "I tried that but I couldn't breathe!"
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Todays Thought: "Belief in the truth commences with the doubting of all those 'truths' we once believed."
Rae's trivia.... The greenish extract of a large tropical plant, castor oil has been used for many years to ease constipation and induce vomiting.
Basically, it's WD40 for the gastro-intestinal tract.
castor oil is a notoriously ghastly tasting liquid.
Doctors recommend chilling castor oil in the fridge and mixing with cold orange juice before ingesting to make it more palatable.
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I don't believe anything can make castor oil more palatable. I remember it from my childhood, it's gross
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