Sunday, February 6, 2011

A great Sunny, Sunday.... In the 50's, today and tomorrow..
Their saying "snow" Thursday??
Up and down weather.......


Future Bacon??
She's cute now...

Yeah, bet it's not as good as Bacon... Dummy...

This is what comes from all that Bacon....

Thems some fat birdies....
Not as good as Bacon.....

"Body guard" ¿

Nah, just playing.....their friends...

Black cat, but  you wouldn't see him
if he closed his eyes..
He, likes bacon, too..

You can tell the "DOH" has run outta money
Here's how their repairing the roads...

Yep, see this every day at the breakfast table...
(While I'm having my "Bacon" and eggs.)

Pet the cute baby, and lose your hand!
Not a good idea....

Ms. Froggy's got her hat on....
Looks cool.....
☼☼
♥♥♥

~~  The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them to buy a copy
of the group picture;
"Just think how nice it would be to look at when you're all
grown up- look there's Amy- she's a lawyer now.
And look, there's Mark- he's a doctor."..
A small voice called out from the back of the class:
"And there's the teacher, she's dead."



~~  The hardest task facing kids today is to learn good manners

without actually seeing any.



~~  The Leg
The other day I gave a cough
And there and then my leg fell off
A policeman near gave it a stare
And said, you cannot leave it there

I took it to a Doc who said
I'm sorry but this leg is dead
I was so shocked I started grieving
Then I heard the leg still breathing

When I knew it wasn't dead
I rushed it to a hospital bed
It was stitched back on by Dr. Hey
But facing, alas the other way

Now, when I walk I have found
I only go around and around


 
~~Petewete lived next door to a mime.

whenever he could he would drive the mime crazy late at
night by putting a blank tape in his stereo and cranking it at
full volume.



~~I got arrested at the airport last week.
Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call
"shotgun" while boarding a plane.



~~ A old woman asks a man in uniform,
"Are you a policeman?"
"No, I am an undercover detective."
"So why are you in uniform?"
"Today is my day off."



~~ What do Catholics say when they change a lightbulb?
Glory be to the Father and to the Son and into the hole
he goes.



~~ The high-school student I was tutoring left a message
on my answering machine, but I was puzzled when he signed
off with "Amen."
I forgot about it until he brought it up when we met.
"I'm not used to having a conversation with someone who
doesn't answer back, except in prayer," he explained.



~~ The consultant with whom I had an appointment arrived
at my office during a freezing-rain storm.
I extended my hand in welcome just as the power went off.
Our large warehouse was in darkness.
Why had the consultant come?
He was a representative of the electric company who wanted
to discuss power-reduction opportunities for our company.



~~ What do you call jewelry lost on the golf course?
A diamond in the rough.



Todays Thought:  The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.


Rae's Trivia:  Although many doctors tell patients to drink eight glasses of water a day, there is no scientific evidence to support this advice.
The misinformation might have come from a 1945 report
recommending that Americans consume about
“1 milliliter of water for each calorie of food,” which amounts
to 8 or 10 cups a day.
But the report added that much of that water comes from
food—a nuance many people apparently missed.





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