Down Hummingbird Lane

Good morning, friends and neighbors...
It rained, then sleeted and snowed on and off all day yesterday.
We didn't get much, as it stayed on the other side of the
mountains.... I'm reading 34º this morning, and clear sky.
☼

Yesterday evening.....
☼

"Were is the Milk".

☼

My "Buddy" " Pokey"......

☼

"Youse smell funny"!

Now, this is a good hiding place....

☼

Oh....you wanna fight...Huh?

☼

Something an't right???

☼

Times are tough, Huh?

☼

Okay, Okay...I'm going.....

☼

Look out!!

☼

Well gotta go...my rides here....

☼

♥♥♥

~~ A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit.

He asked the driver her name. She said,
"I'm Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia Ragretumunga from the
Republic of Uzbetikan visiting my daughter in Indiana."
As she finished speaking the cop paused for a moment and
then put away his summons book and pen, and said,
"Well... OK... but don't let me catch you speeding again."

☼

~~ It all began with an iPhone...
March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday,
and I got him an iPhone.. He just loved it.
Who wouldn't?
I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very
happy when she bought me an iPad.
My daughter's birthday was in August so I got her an iPod
Touch.
September came by so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon.
It was around then that the fight started...
What the wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be
integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook
and iClean.
This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.
I should be out of the hospital by Thursday!

☼

~~ A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist
if he can give him something for the hiccups.
The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's
face.
"What the heck did you do that for!?!" the man screams.
"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore do you?"
The man says, "No I don't,.... you IDIOT...
But my wife out in the car still does!"

☼

~~ A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City.
It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the
awnings.
"Mommy," said the little boy, "what are all those ladies
doing?"
"They're waiting for their husbands to get off of work,"
she replied.
The cabbie turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you
tell him the truth? and he says Their hookers.
They have sex with men for money."
The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true,
mommy?"
His mother, angrily glaring at the cabbie, answers "Yes,
they do".
After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mommy what happens
to the babies those ladies have?"
"They become cab drivers," she replied.

☼

~~ A small plane crashed in the Australian outback where
the sole survivor is a baby boy.
A pack of dingo dogs who happened to be nursing their own
pups suckled the baby boy and actually raised him until he
was found at age of 10 by a missionary couple who adopted
him.
Incapable of human speech at first,he catches up fast as the
devoted missionary couple taught him not only to speak,
read, and write but to master calculus and speek French.
At age 15 the boy gets early admission to Harvard and
3 years later he's ready to start his first year of Medical
School when he was run over and killed chasing a car.

☼

~~ A guy was out fishing when he caught a huge fish
with a zipper on its belly.
The angler looked for a second & tossed it overboard.
His buddy asks why did you you throw that fish back?
He says because Im fishing for a snapper....

☼

~~ One day Goldwyn Pictures chief Samuel Goldwyn was
presented with a campaign for the studio's latest film,
'We Live Again', featuring the recently discovered Anna Sten:
"The directorial genius of Reuben Mamoulian, the beauty of
Anna Sten, and the producing genius of Samuel Goldwyn,"
it began, "have combined to bring you the world's greatest
entertainment..."
Goldwyn looked it over and nodded his approval.
"That's the kind of advertising I like," he declared.
"Just the facts. No exaggeration."
[The film was widely hailed as a "stinkeroo."]

☼

~~ Why did the watermelons have a huge wedding?
Because they cantaloupe... hahahaha

☼

~~ Young Bobby was being fitted for glasses, and his father,
standing beside him, said, "Now, remember, son.
Don't wear them when you're not looking at anything."

☼
☼
Todays Thought: "Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects." --Arnold Glasow.


Rae's Trivia: Which television show did the mob boycott?

The Untouchables, which debuted in 1959 and starred
Robert Stack, was the most violent television show of its time.
It became the target of more protests from viewers than any
other regular TV series.
To this day, it is the only TV program ever boycotted by
mobsters over unfair treatment.

~~~~~~~~~~~~(º-º)~~~~~~~~~~