Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....Everyone......

26º degrees and clearing this morning...

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The roads are clear......

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But the fields arn't yet, as the day temps are around freezing..

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The Squirrls and the birds are hungry....

looks like this guy found something....

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Hey....Bubba,  your eyes are bigger then your belly!

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Don't worry the dog only hates salesmen....

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The big cat looking for a snack....

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You better be afraid....

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I guess he likes loud music....

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Oh....you stepped on the floor sweeper....

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Thats a no-no.......you'll get a lump of coal.....

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I would say so.......

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I'm going if I can find my way......

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~~ The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

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~~ Q: Why does Santa wear red?
A: Think St. Nicholas — jolly old St. Nick — instead of Santa.
He was the bishop of Smyrna.
Then think of the color of a bishop’s cape.
Anyway, red is the way Norman Rockwell saw it,
and red is the color Coca-Cola wanted when it pretty much
created the modern image of Santa in 1931.

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~~ Candy canes started as white sticks used to decorate
Christmas trees.
It was not until the 20th century that they were given red
stripes.

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~~ It is far more impressive when others discover your good
qualities without your help.

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~~ An elderly lady came into the clinic for an eye exam.
Covering her left eye, I asked her if she could read the eye
chart for me. "I can't dear," came her reply.
"Okay cover your other eye and read the chart," I said.
"I can't dear" was the reply again.
I thought for a moment, then asked if she could read.
"Oh yes, dear," came the reply.
Then I asked if she could see the chart.
"Oh yes dear" came the reply.
Feeling frustrated by this time. I asked why she could not
read the chart.
She answered, "Because I can't pronounce it!"

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~~ Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to
tend the fire.

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~~ In 2009 an Ohio woman was arrested for breastfeeding
her baby.
What was so stupid and illegal about that maternal act?
She did it while driving her car.
And she was talking on her cell phone at the same time.

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~~ Figuring that her four-year-old son Kevin was listening in
the next room, Janet decided to tell her husband Don the
latest Christmas gift she had bought the boy by spelling out
the words "fire truck" Don nodded and said,
"I think it would be a great Christmas gift."
from the other side of the wall, they heard Kevin yell,
"I don't want letters for Christmas!"

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~~ I'm safe in the knowledge that I will never get put in the
nuthouse coz the doctors say I'd be a bad influence on the
rest of the patients!

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~~ Natalie had three very active young sons and they were
quite a handful.
One summer evening she was playing cowboys and Indians
with them in her front garden when one of the boys "shot"
her and shouted "Bang! You're dead, Mum,"
so Natalie fell down.
Her next door neighbour had been watching all this and when
Natalie didn't get up straight away, he ran over to see if she
had been hurt in the fall.
When the neighbour bent over her,
Natalie opened one eye and said to him,
"Shhh. Please don't give me away,
it's the only chance I've had to have a rest all day."

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~~ Q: What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your

bed?
A: Sleep somewhere else.

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Todays Thought:  "Government is a broker in pillage, and every election is a sort of advance auction in stolen goods." ~ H. L. Mencken