Partly cloudy and windy today....
I have 25º degrees right now......
White Christmas..??
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Yesterdays Sunrise...
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Female Cordial, taken through the window and screen...
And Zoomed right much.....
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Want some sausage links??
That's what I'm having this morning.....
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Call Arty...with his toy.......
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What can I say..¿¿
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Okay......¿¿
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Oh, No!! Not that......
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Hunters Paradise.....
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What can you say...¿¿
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Wow....he thinks this blog is funny....
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Electric car... time to go...
Gotta check for e-mail from Peteweet....
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~~ An auto mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clunking noise when going around corners.
He took the car out for a test drive and made two right turns, each time hearing a loud clunk.
Back at the shop, he returned the car to the service
manager with this note: "Removed bowling ball from trunk."
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~~ What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?
A grasshover!
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~~ The young reporter thought long and hard.
Finally he handed the Editor the following report.
"Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today.
She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on
her ( . )( . )"
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~~ Bedroom Footie.....
A man & wife are in bed.He farts & shouts ''Goal.''
His wife farts & shouts ''One all.''
When the score gets to two all,the man strains so hard he
craps the bed.
His wife says ''What the hell was that?''
''Half time - swap sides.''
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~~ Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?
Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets
can't play grasshopper!
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~~ A man was sleeping soundly when his wife shook him
and said, "Wake up, someone is breaking in!"
The man had gone through this same scenario almost
every night of his marriage, and he knew that the only
way he would get any rest was to get up and go check it out.
This time, however, he found that there really was a man
with a gun who entered to rob the house!
As the thief was about to flee the man said,
"Stop! You have to come with me and meet my wife."
Surprised, the thief turned around abruptly and said,
"Why would you want me to meet your wife?"
The man replied, "She's been expecting you for 20 years."
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~~ A man and his wife check into a hotel.
The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife
is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room
to rest.
She lies down on the bed... just then, an elevated train
passes by very close to the window and shakes the room
so hard she's thrown out of the bed.
Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down
once more.
Again a train shakes the room so violently,
she's pitched to the floor.
Exasperated, she calls the front desk and asks for the
manager.
The manager says he'll be right up.
The manager is skeptical, but the wife insists the story is
true.
"Look... lie here on the bed --
you'll be thrown right to the floor!"
So he lies down next to the wife.
Just then the husband walks in and says,
"What are you doing here!?!"
The manager calmly replies,
"Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"
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~~ What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?
A grasshopper with hiccups!
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~~ For her role in Tom Shadyac's natural thriller
"Dragonfly" (2002), Alison Lohman reluctantly agreed to
shave off her eyebrows and her beautiful waist-length hair.
Many fans, however, do not recall having seen Alison Lohman
in the film.
To her horror, Shadyac left her entire performance on the
cutting-room floor.
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Todays Thought: "One person can make a difference, and everyone should try." John F. Kennedy
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