Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, friends and neighbors....

I got 26º right now but at daybreak it'll be 22º

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Yesterdays Sunrise....

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This mornings Eclipse... from NASA..

I went out but couldn't get a pic.

Cloudy and cold...But boy did it get Dark!

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Little much...don't you think..¿¿

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3 car Garage....Cool...

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OMG...It's the HULK and Spider man....

Can I get an autograph ¿¿

Hunters Wedding cake...

Looks great....

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The Hunter.....

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I wonder why...¿

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Wanna pet the little Baby critter...¿

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To Lazy to move the tree....

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Well, excuse me...I gotta go see Santa....

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Petewete have you heard: "Grandma Got Molested At The Airport"¿

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~~ Petewete: Man is a peculiar creature.
He spends lots of money to make his home insect-proof
and air-conditioned, and then eats in the yard.

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~~ Michelle Obama said that obesity is...
...a national security threat because 1 in 4 young people
are too overweight to join the military.
Couldn't we just have a separate fat army to fight in
countries that don't have hills?"

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~~ Three retirees, each with a hearing loss,
were playing golf one fine March day.
One remarked to the other, “Windy, isn't it?”
“No,” the second man replied, “it's Thursday.”
And the third man chimed in, “So am I.......
Let's have a beer.”

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~~ Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner has been...
released from the hospital after undergoing treatment for
a kidney stone.
He says he's recovering.
Good luck, because that's what he said about the economy.

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~~ A touching tribute to a waiter, spotted outside a local
restaurant: "RIP Steven.
We will miss you.
Server needed."

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~~ Someone apparently found an old Internet dating
profile posted by WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange,
and it has been posted online.
Assange was furious, saying,
"Some things are supposed to be private!"

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~~ A tired mom opened the front door of her home to
find a young minister from the neighborhood who said,
"I'm collecting donations for the new children's home
we're building.
I hope you'll give what you can."
"To be sure," said the beleaguered woman,
"I'll give you two boys, two girls, OR one of each."

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~~ When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you
start getting clothes for Christmas.

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~~ President Obama showed up 20 minutes late....
to a press conference.
It was the longest he's kept everyone waiting........
well, unless you count the past two years.


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~~ Pete discovered that he had a flat tire While driving

down a dirt road in his pickup truck in a rural agricultural
part of Arkansas with his pet donkey in the back,
he discovered that he had a flat tire.
he got out of his truck and had the donkey stick its head
under the bumper to lift the truck.
A passing farmer asked, "Hey, that's a pretty clever trick.
How did you teach your donkey to lift the truck?"
He replied, "It's a simple matter of the breed;
this is a jack ass."

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~~ I was at a cash machine when an old lady walked

up and asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
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Todays Thought;  Too much indulgence has ruined thousands of children; too much love not one.

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