Good Morning Friends....
Well, still a chilly 19º degrees , windy and partly cloudy...
Stay warm, over the mountain...Pete &Pat..
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Our yard after our little snow....
Not much has melted....
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The birds were hungry....
They sure tore the bird food up....
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Had a lot of Blue Jays, Cardinals, and other birds...
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Lighthouse on the great Lakes.....
Now gotta send someone to help get the door open...
Glad I don't live there.....
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Now we got "Singing Cats"??
Singing "How much is that Doggie in the window"... no less...
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Thats cool.....☼
Of course now we gotta have a wacky horse.....
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A good DEAL??
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Yep, we gots all kinds.....
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I'm Addicted to "Heart attack Burgers"
just looking at the pic makes me drool.....
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I guess I'll hitch hike a ride as
I'll never get in this ride.....
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~~ Michael Vick said he would like to own a dog some day.
When asked about it, dogs everywhere said, “Meow.”
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~~ There ought to be one day, just one, where there is open
season on senators.- Will Rogers -
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~~ WISE OLD OWL
A wise old owl sat on an oak,
The more he saw the less he spoke;
The less he spoke the more he heard;
Why aren't we like that wise old bird?
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~~ Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after
mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
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~~ It was a dark and stormy night.
Mark was walking through the cemetery.
Suddenly, he heard a voice cry out, “Mark! Mark!”
Pretending not to let it bother him, he pulled his coat a little
tighter and kept walking.
Again the voice said, “Mark! Mark!”
That did it.
Mark took off full speed and didn’t stop till he was well
outside the cemetery gate.
As he stopped to catch his breath, the moon broke through
the clouds enough so he could see what had been following
him.
It was a dog with a speech impediment.
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~~ My four-year-old grandson, James, stood on a chair by
the kitchen counter, watching me throw bones into a pot as I
deboned a turkey.
"Why are you putting the bones in the pot, Grandma?"
asked James.
"I'm going to make soup," I replied.
He thought awhile, then asked, "Do I like bone soup?"
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~~ A man was pleased to see his small daughter's
fascination as she stared at a bug in their backyard.
He thought she was developing an interest in science.
Then the child remarked, "Grandma says I'm as cute as a bug.
The bugs where she lives must be cuter than ours."
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~~ BUMPER STICKER....
Caution: I drive like you do.
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~~ There was this blonde woman who just delivered a baby.
Her doctor came into her room and saw her with a bag of ice
in between her breasts. Her doctor asks her why.
She says, "That's to keep the milk fresh."
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~~ There was once a young man who, in his youth,
professed his desire become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff
that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on
a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream,
cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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~~ Q: What do you call the best butter on the farm?
A: A goat.
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Todays Thought: "Where there is great love there are always miracles."
Looks cold there Gus!Dont the cats get the birds I quit feeding mine because of all the cats around.
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