Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, friends and the guy on the other side of

the mountain.....The news is I gotta hurry as Mr. Blogger

wants to work on the picture upload thingie.....

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Yesterdays Sunrise.....

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Miss Sadie Playing with Squeaky

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I don't know about that.....

There is some I wouldn't hug.....

The "Lady" I would definitely...

She loves strings to play with......

Most cats do......

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Scary....I don't think so....weird you bet!!

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He sez; It didn't scare me.....

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Now this is scary...A cat doing a head stand.....

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You've heard; It's in the bag, haven't you??

Cats also love playing in the bag......

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Sorry....I'm not into that "Pull my finger" Thingy...

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High Five?? I don't care for Spiders........

I see on t.v. people frying them and eating.....

Sorry Charlie...not me.....

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Get it Spot.....Now I gotta go......

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~~ Pete, "I think our bank is in trouble.

I was about to complete a withdrawal at the ATM and the
machine asked me if I wanted to go double or nothing."

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~~ My wife and I were standing in the line at the electronics
counter of the new Walmart.
The woman at the front of the line said to the clerk.
"I want one of those things that you put in the front of your car
and it tells you where to go and how to get there."
"You need a husband!" my wife said.
"You can have mine for nothing," the woman behind us added.

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~~ In the hardware store , a man stood with his three
young sons.
He appeared to be thinking when was asked,
"May I help you?"
"I know I need something else but I can't
remember what it is," the man said.
then he looked down at his boys.
"Okay, you guys, besides the bed and the bathroom door,
what else did you break this week?"

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~~ There are two ways of being rich.
One is to have all you want and the other is to be
satisfied with what you have.

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~~ Marcy knelt in the confessional and said,
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."
"What is it you did, Marcy?"
"Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.
Five times a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and
tell myself how beautiful I am."
The priest turned, moved the little curtain in the
confessional, took a good look at her, and said,
"Marcy, I have good news.
That isn't a sin - it's only a mistake...

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~~ "Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify
tartans, it's easy - you simply look under the kilt,
and if it's a quarter-pounder, you know it's a McDonald's."

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~~ Said grimly on the way to the dental clinic:
"I need to be under an anesthetic just to sit in the
waiting room!"

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~~ Pete was going out to a bar,and  told his wife to
get her jacket.
She was thrilled, She asked,"Is this a date?"
Pete said, "No, I'm turning off the heat."

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~~ Two fifth-grade girls from Chernobyl were exchange
students at our school.
They had just started to learn some English when it was
time for them to return to Russia.
On their last day of school, one of the teachers offered to
take their picture with me, the principal.
As I posed between them, the teacher asked,
"Anna, how do you say 'Smile’ in Russian?"
"Cheese!" she said.

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~~ Got stopped by the local police...
Cop ask me where you been?
Well I don't see that is any of your business.
He ask me have you been drinking?..... I said Yea.
How much you had to drink.
I said about a gallon.
I had....... I drink sweet tea.
He didn't ask me what I was drinking.
He ask when did you start drinking.
As soon ask I got up........ Well I did.
I have a pot of coffee waiting for me when I woke up.
Again he didn't ask me what I was drinking.
You should of seen his face when I blew a 0.000.
I don't drink.

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~~ A client stopped by my office at the United Way
and took a seat.
He was in a bind, he said.
He'd gone through all his money and needed help paying
his next utility bill.
I told him I'd do what I could.
As I took down his information,
he raised an excellent question.
"Why," he asked dolefully, "do they call it `fixed income'
when I'm broke all the time?"

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~~ My wife and I visited a gift shop recently where
they sold CDs.
Since we needed to replenish the music selection for the
funeral home where we work, we flipped through the
easy-listening CDs until we spotted one with old movie
 tunes from the 1930s, 40s and 50s.
It seemed perfect-until we listened to it the first time.
The second selection featured Fred Astaire crooning,.....
“Heaven, I'm in heaven…”

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Todays Thought:  Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

I made it....

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