Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, everyone...well, another day another dollar...

That tune's been stuck in my head, for a couple days??

I wish some dollars would come my way....

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"Maggie's" looking for breakfast.....

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"Maggie" keeping warm....

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Shut up....Nag...Nag, thats all you do....

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Don't look now........

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Oh, you wanna fight, Huh....Bring it on....

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I got my eye on you....

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I'm not gonna open my mouth.......

I just don't know.......

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Not yet....you gotta give the cat a Bath, next!

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Well, I'm going....see you later.....

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~~ Two guys sat down for lunch in the office cafeteria.

"Hey, whatever happened to Pete in payroll?" one asked.
"He got this harebrained notion he was going to build a new
kind of car...." his co-worker replied.
"How was he going to do it?"
"He took an engine from a Pontiac, tires from a Chevy,
seats from a Lincoln, hubcaps from a Caddy and, well,
you get the idea."
"So what did he end up with?"....l..
"Ten years in prison."

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~~ You can't rollerskate in the Hummingbird Blog...
Pete will trip you every time....... HAHAHAHAHA

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~~ Question:
Did you hear about the reporter who asked Obama a hard
question?......... Neither have we!

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~~ A hundred years ago, it could take you the better part
of a year to get from New York to California,
whereas today, because of equipment problems at O'Hare,
you can't get there at all.

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~~ A woman was cutting her husband's thinning hair,
when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack.
She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious
qualities.
"It has more vitamin C than an orange," she remarked.
"And more hair than Dad," added their son.

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~~ Residents of R-Ville were dismayed to hear a rumor that
the local baker was closing his doughnut shop.
Some of the regular patrons went to the shop to ask the
doughnut maker why he was closing.
They were told that he just got tired of the hole business.

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~~ My wife and I are inseparable.
In fact, last night it took four state troopers and a dog.

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~~ Gus was on a walking holiday in R-Ville.
He became thirsty so decided to ask at a home for something
to drink.
The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl
of soup by the fire.
There was a miniature horse running around the kitchen,
running up to Gus and giving him a great deal of attention.
Gus observed and commented that he had never seen a
horse this friendly.
The housewife replied, 'Ah, she's not that friendly.
That's her bowl you're using.'

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~~ A young guy was complaining to his Boss about the
problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend.
"She gets me so angry sometimes I could hit her,
the young man exclaimed."
"Well, I'll tell you what I used to do with my wife"
replied the Boss.
"Whenever she got out of hand I'd take her pants down and
spank her".
Shaking his head the young guy replied "I've tried that...
it doesn't work for me.
Once I get her pants down I'm not mad anymore."

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~~ TRANSLATIONS OF ACADEMIC JARGON:
'CORRECT WITHIN AN ORDER OF MAGNITUDE' ...
Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.
'ACCORDING TO STATISTICAL ANALYSIS' ...
Rumor has it.
'A STATISTICALLY-ORIENTED PROJECTION OF THE
SIGNIFICANCE OF THESE FINDINGS' ...
A really wild guess.

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~~ My friend works in a former supermarket that was
remodeled to accommodate professional offices.
One day he overheard his receptionist giving directions over
the phone.
"Remember the old supermarket?" she asked the caller.
"You'll find us in the meat department."

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~~ Lots of preparation preceded my younger sister’s
christening.
The day finally arrived and the house was picture perfect.
At the last minute, though, my mother decided the table
needed flowers.
She dashed outside and picked a large bouquet of peonies.
They flanked an array of pies and other sweets on the table.
When we arrived home, mother noticed something odd about
the dining-room table.
Then she saw them.
The table was alive with ants from the garden feasting on all
the goodies.

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Todays Thought:  Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.

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