# 1090

Good Morning....Friends....
Got an early start this morning.....
Our weather is starting to be more like fall...
The leaves look pretty...until you gotta get them up....
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A "Rat" Shaped Meat loaf....No!

I love a good meat loaf, but not this shape.

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Thats a weird Dog....

Stay out of the sun....

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This red tailed Hawk is looking for breakfast...

The small animals better be hiding...

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He's trying to hide in the box....

"Bubba"...the box is too small....

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Now, that was Dumb..."Sparky"!!

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Ready for the prom??

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I guess Bambi thinks you look good!

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You ought to be looking at pants or belts....

You cool......

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Hey! maybe we can sell him some watches...

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How about a Genuine fake watch?

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Pffff! can't get me.....ha-ha

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Well, I guess I'll just zoom away on General Lee!!

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~~ There are levels of trust........

I have a friend that I will trust with my life, my money,
or any personal data that he asks for.
I will NOT trust "Pete", to watch a plate of spaghetti!

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~~ Discussing the environment with his friend, one man asked,
"Which of our natural resources do you think will become
exhausted first?"
"The taxpayer," answered the other.

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~~ Domino’s Pizza is testing a breakfast pizza.
Big deal, single guys have been eating pizza for breakfast
for years.

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~~ The dentist pulls out a Novocain needle to give the man
a shot, so he can extract the man's tooth.
'No way! No needles..... I hate needles' the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man
objects I can't do the gas thing......
The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!
The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to
taking a pill.
'No objection,' the patient says.... 'I'm fine with pills.'
The dentist then returns and says, Here's a Viagra tablet.'
The patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a
pain killer!'
It doesn't' said the dentist, 'but it's going to give you
something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.

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~~ I was driving around and around a parking garage in
search of an available space.
Nothing. - - - Then I noticed a couple walking ahead of me.
Hopefully I called, "Going out?"
"No," said the man. "Just friends."

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~~ Pete worked for a software company, and one of his
colleagues often met with customers to discuss hardware
requirements and the additional megs of RAM needed for
upgrading to the latest software.
Once, an obvious neophyte took copious notes and at the end
of the presentation raised his hand.
"How many legs of lamb did you say we'll need?"

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~~ I called the suicide help hotline .........
It was very helpful.
They gave me many tips.
They told me that it was best to make it look like an accident,
because some life insurance policies do not cover suicides.

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~~ A sign at a yard sale where Barbara stopped read;
ALL PRICES NEGOTIABLE.
This policy was apparent in the pricing of two matching lamps,
standing together on the far side of the display.
One was marked, "$10 for the pair"; the other, "$7 for the pair."

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~~ In New England, there are three times of year.
Either winter has just been, or winter is coming, or it's winter....
Summers here are short, they start on the first of June and end
on the last day of August, and the rest of the time you had
better know where your mittens are.

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~~ Mother: "This is the worst report card I've ever seen."
Son: "Look at the bright side; you know I'm not cheating."

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Todays Thought:  The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does.

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