Down Hummingbird Lane

Goon Morning....Everyone..... Well..gonna be hot today....
92º with a couple thunder storms yesterday....
about the same today but a little hotter....
We have some new neighbors....It's always  good
when you get some good, nice neighbors....
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The Hummingbirds loves these flowers...

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Breakfast time??

Sharing the cereal.....

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I think he likes chocolate cake....

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Yeah....time out......

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He thinks it's funny........

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She's got a carrot for the laffer.....

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Now look what the kids have done....

The cat's trying to figure how to get breakfast

with out getting wet.....

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Look....there is someone just like me.......

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Yeah, but you don't look tasty to me...

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Ugly wedding cake........

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Weird looking ride.....

Oh well time to go.....

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~~ Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have apparently broken up again.

Less than a month after announcing their engagement,
Bristol called it off faster than you can say, “Mom, put the gun down.”

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~~ I'm always late.
My ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.

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~~ "In elementary school, in case of fire we had to line up
quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest.
What is the logic?.... Do tall people burn slower?"

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~~ One time I had a hard time finding a job and ended up
working as a ice cream man.
I worked every day 12-14 hours, for the first week.
I went in to get paid and they said I owed them $19.25.
I said I will be back tomorrow.
I wonder if they're still waiting.

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~~ Don't ever pay a surprise visit to a child in college.
You might be the one getting the surprise.
I learned this the hard way when I swung by my son's
campus during a business trip. Locating what I thought
was his fraternity house, I rang the doorbell.
"Yeah?" a voice called from inside.
"Does Donald Houser live here?"
"Yup," the voice answered.
"Leave him on the front porch.
We'll drag him in later."

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~~ A candidate tried to get Pete to vote for him.
Pete said, "I gave the other candidate my promise."
"Well" the candidate said, "there's a difference between
promising and delivering."
"In that case, Pete said, I promise to vote for you!"

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~~ Gus goes in a reasy spoon in R-ville, and says to the waitress
"I want a cup of coffee without cream."
The waitress comes back a few minutes later and says
"I'm sorry, but we're all out of cream.
Would you mind taking your coffee without milk?"

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~~ News flash...Gaseous clouds have been detected around Uranus.

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~~ Greta Garbo was extremely reserved and became coldly
indignant if someone sought to intrude on her privacy.
Groucho Marx met her in an elevator at MGM one day.
She was sporting slacks and one of her Greta Garbo
famous men's hats.
When he playfully bent down in his famous crouch and
peeked up under the brim, she shot him an icy look.
"Pardon me, madam," he muttered, backing away.
"I thought you were a guy I knew in Pittsburgh."

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~~ Our veterinarian gave us the following instructions
for our cat, Friday, who was scheduled for surgery:
"Don't give Friday any food after 8 p.m. on Wednesday.
Bring Friday in first thing Thursday morning.
You can pick him up Thursday evening.
But if you want, Friday can also stay until Friday."

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~~ Sitting in his cab waiting for a fare, my friend's husband,
William, watched as a torrential downpour left lake-size puddles
just off the curb of the busy street.
Then the back door opened and a customer got in.
As William asked the destination, the would-be passenger
exited through the other door, successfully avoiding the puddles.
"Thanks," she said.
"Chivalry isn't dead after all."

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~~ I recently moved into a new apartment and there was
this switch on
the wall that didn't do anything.
so anytime I had nothing to do,
I'd just flick that switch up and down...
up and down...up and down....
Then one day I got a call from a woman 6 doors down the street.
She just said, "Cut it out."

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~~ Big changes for “American Idol.”
The winner of the competition will now be chosen by
Paul the Psychic Octopus.

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~~ I called my local utility for help with a minor malfunction
in my outdoor gas grill.
Their automated phone system put me on hold for over 20
minutes.
As I waited, I was grateful my problem wasn't worse—especially
when I heard a pre-recorded message repeatedly advise,
"If you smell gas, stay on the line."

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~~ I went to the doctor the other day and he told me to take
all my clothes off,
go over to the window and stick out my tongue.
I asked him what the hell good will that do?
He said, nothing, I'm mad at my neighbor.

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~~ The other day I was playing poker with Tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.

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Todays Thought:
 It's not what you gather, but what you scatter that

tells what kind of life you have lived.......

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