We have gone back to a hot spell....
Every time one of the great grand kids have a birthday
I feel alot older.....
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For breakfast..? No way, No how....
(any way I thought the pic was funny..)
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Looks like he found breakfast....
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Looks like he working for breakfast....
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Yep, I truely do not......
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Now I know this has got to put some boo-boo's
on these guys.....
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I gotta call Pete and let him know the hoss
he bet on is down.. if my damn phone will
reach over the mountain.....
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Wow, little man.....
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Yep, we're the ones.......
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Hmmm, I have them in my yard.....
I'll give it a try...and see if they jump....
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Good advise........
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Well, gotta fix it so I can leave.....
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~~ After receiving his medication from the pharmacist, Gus asked,
"Are these time-release pills?"
The pharmacist replied, "Yes, they are.They'll begin to work after your check clears."
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~~ The congregation of a small stone church decided that
the stone which formed the step up to the front door had
become too worn by its years of use, and would have to be
replaced.
Unfortunately, there were hardly any funds available for the
replacement.
Then someone came up with the bright idea that the
replacement could be postponed for many years by simply
turning the block of stone over.
Then....
They discovered that their great-grandparents had beaten
them to it.
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~~ I was decorated for saving the lives of the entire regiment.
What did you do?
I shot the cook.
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~~ My new car has got something that will last a lifetime -
the monthly payments!
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~~ President John Quincy Adams loved to swim...
Before sunrise, during the hot months,
he often strode to where the Tiber and Potomac flowed together.
He would peel off his clothes and dive in.
Although few people were out at this hour, a few did catch the
President swimming in the buff...
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~~ A little boy, with a puzzled look on his face,
observed his mother as she steps out of the shower.
Little boy: Mommy, so you go pee-pee?
Mother: Of course I do!
Little boy (still looking puzzled: What with?
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~~ DAD: Someone who hopes his sons will turn out to be just like him,
and who is afraid his daughters will meet someone who did.
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~~ While my son was on the Navy carrier USS George Washington,
the air wing was busy with training missions.
After talking to a pilot, one air-traffic controller accidentally
left his microphone on and remarked to a nearby buddy,
"That guy sounded just like Elmer Fudd."
The airwaves got strangely quiet as everyone listened,
realizing that the pilot had also heard the comment.
After about ten seconds, the pilot broke the silence by announcing:
"Be vewy, vewy quiet. We aw hunting submawines."
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~~ Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from
a garage sale.
Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing.
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~~ A husband and wife were having a furious row in
a restaurant.
The wife screamed, "You disgusting person!
Of all the low-down, low-life skunks you're the lowest,
you miserable excuse for a human being!"
The husband suddenly realized they were being observe
from another table.
"Quite right, darling," he said, "and what else did you tell him?"
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~~ Why do they have ear piercing while you wait?
Is there some shop where you can drop them off and
pick them up later?
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~~ Chuck, Pete, and Gus were at a convention together and were
sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper.
After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the
elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have
to climb75 flights of stairs to get to their room.
Chuck said to Pete and Gus, let's break the monotony of this
unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting.
I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Pete can sing songs for
25 flights,and Gus can tell sad stories the rest of the way.
At the 26th floorChuck stopped telling jokes and Pete
began to sing.
At the 51st floor Pete stopped singing and Gus began
to tell sad stories.
"I will tell my saddest story first," he said.
"I left the room key in the car!"
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Todays Thought: Computer and car salesmen differ in
that the latter know when they are lying.
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