Down Hummingbird Lane

Good morning, friends.  Gonna be another hot day..

We did get a wee bit of rain, but no were

enough.... Maybe today??

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Yep...I'm still taking pictures of the hummers

Hoping to get that one great picture....

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Their having a great party... with pizza......

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Pumpkins......holding with your feet ??

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Watermelons right out of the water...??

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Looks like they had plenty to drink too...

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Loving too.......

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Jokes and fun times.....

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Of course you all ways have someone who wants to fight...

But all in all a good party....

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And don't drink and drive.....

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Now this doesn't supprise me.....

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Well time to move on......

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~~ Pete...did you know: The man who invented the cheese doodle has died.

To celebrate his life, everyone at the funeral left an orange fingerprint on his coffin.

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~~ Hear about the new male birth control?
It's like a marble.
Put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.

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~~ Midlife crisis is that moment when you realize
your children and your clothes are about the same age.
Age always corresponds inversely to the size of your
multi- vitamin.
You know you're past your prime when every time
you suck in your gut, your ankles swell.

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~~ The phone by my hospital bedside was driving
me crazy.
Every hour or so it would ring.
I couldn't reach it because of the Iv's.
Around midnight, it started ringing again.
I noticed the light was on behind one curtain in my
two-bed room..
"Excuse me," I called out.
"Are you ambulatory?"
"No," the answer came back.... "I'm Martinez."
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~~ Arrested on a robbery charge, our law firm's client
denied the allegations.
So when the victim pointed him out in a lineup as one
of four men who had attacked him, our client reacted
vociferously.
"He's lying!" he yelled.....
"There were only three of us."

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~~ I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped
 by a cop:
"Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?"
"Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long."

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~~ The worst ad campaign ever, spotted at a Mexican
fast-food restaurant: A sign behind the counter read:
"It's a fact tacos is brain food."

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~~ Driving along a country road, I ignored a Bridge
Out sign and continued on.
But in a few miles I came to a stop:
The road was completely barricaded.
So I turned around and retraced my route.
That's when I saw this sign on the back of the first:
"It was, wasn't it?"


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~~ A crafty old antique dealer is travelling through
rural Somerset Va. when he spots a priceless
Chippendale cabinet in a junk shop.
He knows he will make tens of thousands of dollars
reselling it if he can persuade the shop owner that it's
worthless.
He offers the man twenty dollars, explaining that the
only reason he's interested is that he needs some
firewood and the wood should burn well.
So the price is agreed and the dealer explains that he'll
return the next day with his van to pick up the cabinet.
The following morning, the dealer drives up and sees a
pile of old wood sitting outside the shop.
"What's that?" he says.
"It's the cabinet," says the shop owner.
"I felt so guilty charging twenty dollars for firewood
that I've done you a favour and chopped it up for you."

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~~ The first time I came in contact with a reef shark,
I was terrified.
Let’s just say, I wouldn’t want to be the guy wearing
 the wetsuit after me.

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~~ Pat is reading the newspaper when she
suddenly bursts out laughing.
"Listen to this," she says to her husband, Pete
"There's a classified ad here that says a guy is
offering to swap his wife
for a season ticket to the stadium."
She looks at her husband with teasing eyes.
"Would you swap me for a season ticket?" Pat asks.
"Absolutely not,"  says, Pete
"How sweet," Pat says. "Tell me why not."
"Season's more than half over," Pete replies.

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~~ Once upon a time there was a young man who
wanted to become a great writer.
"I want to write things the whole world will read,"
 he declared.
"Stuff that will elicit strong emotions from people in
 every walk of life.
I want my writing to make them scream, cry,
howl in pain and anger."
He now lives happily ever after in Redmond, Wash.,
writing error messages for Microsoft

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Todays thought:  In a girl's life...there's a boy she'll
 never forget and a summer where it all began.

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