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Good Morning......Another nice day ahead of us.......

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Nooooooooo!

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Why?....

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Checking to see what kind of fish he had for breakfast!

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Cool Bike??

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Good use for old work boots......

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Oppps...I gotta leave on this one.......

anyone gots paper?

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~~ Notice!

"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."

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~~ Lindsay Lohan is starring in a new reality show.
I believe it’s called “Party’s Over.”

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~~ Arizona’s new immigration law was supposed to go into
effect already, but it was delayed.
They would have had to cancel next week’s all-star baseball game.

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~~ Pete : What weighs three tons, is gray, and flies?
Gus: Search me.
Pete: A hippo on a hang glider.

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~~ A bum asked me, "Give me $10 till payday."
I asked, "When's payday?"
He said, "I don't know, you're the one who is working."

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~~ A couple just moved into hotel.
And the hotel clerk asks the man after helping him with his luggage.
Anything else?
NO, thanks,
Maybe, your wife needs something?
Oh, yeah. Thank you for your reminder.......
Do you sell greeting cards?

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~~ One day, when I noticed my wife squinting at the TV,
I told her she'd better get her eyes checked.
The next day, she came home with a bigger TV.

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~~ Two men are talking.
The first said, "I got married because I was tired of eating
out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby
clothes."
"Amazing," said the second, "I just got divorced for the very
same reasons."

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~~ A blonde is hired by the highway department to perform
basic labor.
On her first day the foreman tells her that her job is to paint
the lines that divide the lanes of a highway.
On her first day, the blonde paints four miles of lines!
The foreman thinks this is fantastic!
On her second day the blonde only manages to paint 3 miles of
dividing lines.
The foreman thinks this is not as good as her first day, but still
very acceptable.
On her third day, the blonde only manages to paint a mile and a
half.
The foreman is becoming concerned.
On her fourth day the blonde only completes a meager half
mile.
So the foreman calls her into his office and talks about his
concerns.
He says “On your first day you knocked out four miles without
a problem but after 4 days you on managed a half mile!
What seems to be the problem?”
The blonde looks at him and says “Well, on the first day the
bucket of paint wasn’t so far away”.

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~~ A man and his wife are watching a boxing match on pay-per-view TV.
The husband sighs and says, "I'm so disappointed!
It was all over in four minutes.
What a rip-off!!"
The wife replies, "Good! Now you know how I feel."

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~~ A father sat in the morning worship service of the local

church with his wife and three-year-old son.
His wife took communion as it was passed down the pew while her husband,
who was not a Christian let it pass without partaking.
As the trays were passed to the end of the pew, the three-
year- old yelled out at the top of his voice, "Hey, my dad didn't
get any of the refreshments!"
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Todays Thought:  "When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope

that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say,'I used every thing you gave me."
~~Erma Bombeck