Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning Friends....Well, I had to go back to the old puter...
The new one with windows 7 just don't cut it.......
It's slower then the old xp with the half burned out puter??
I'm gonna keep trying, but so far.....it an't showing me much....
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How about some of this cake for breakfast??

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Threw her hands up on that one........

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I got your Attitude........

you wanna eat??

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Last story went to the dogs!!...

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I'm scared, WOW!

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Looks like your sleepy to me....

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Gaurding against snow men attacking??

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But we can hear you...whining....

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I  doesn't know...maybe Pete knows were it went....

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Well, time for me to leave....
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~~ Q: Why did President Obama cross the road?

A: So he could tax the folks on the other side.

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~~ Pete had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde,
and he was returning home as the rosy tints of dawn began to color the skies.
Marshaling all his inner resources, he managed an air of sobriety and dignity before the suspicious eye and wagging tongue of his wife.
Suddenly, as he was undressing, she punctuated her harangue with a sharp, gasping intake of air.
"Pete," she asked through titely clenched teeth, "Just where are your underwear?"
Bleakly, Pete perceived through the fog in his mind, that his boxer shorts were indeed missing.
Just then, inspiration stuck.
"My God!" he cried with aggrieved dismay........
"I've been robbed!"

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~~ Q: What does the letter "A" have in common with a flower?
A: They both have bees coming after them.

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~~ A boy at school kept teasing my ten-year-old daughter.
"He teases you because he likes you," I told her.
"He's a jerk!" She said.
"The more a guy teases you, the more he likes you," I said.
"Well," she replied, "Then he's a jerk with good taste in women."

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~~ A visitor in Houston asked, "What's the fastest way to the hospital?"
A local said, "Say something bad about Texas!"

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~~ Two young ladies were talking.
One said, "I am twenty-two and he is sixty-one.
Is there too much difference in our ages if he's the president of a bank?"

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~~ Kim, a normally "careful driver" got stopped for rolling through a stop sign and was given a ticket by the state patrolman.
When she went to court she was asked if he wanted a bench trial or a jury trial.
"Jury trial," she replied.
"Do you understand the difference?" asked the judge.
"Sure," replied Kim,"That's where twelve ignorant people decide my fate instead of one."

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~~ Q. Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A. They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells,
and don't work half the time.

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~~ Wife: Doctor My husband thinks he's a satellite dish.
Doctor: Don't worry I can cure him.
Wife: I don't want him cured I want you to adjust him to get the movie channel.

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~~ The customer said, "I want some oysters, but they mustn't be too big or too tough or too old, and they should be sweet and I want them right away."
The waiter said, "Would you like them with or without pearls?"

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Todays Thought:  The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method !!

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