This morning, is a good morning to have breakfast on the deck with
a lover......and just sit and watch the world pass you by....
(Wishful thinking?)
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Were is my Breakfast??
Your late...been fooling on the deck again....I See!
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He's keeping cool, while waiting to eat......
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And He's waiting for something to turn up.....
mouse....bird....don't matter!
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Oh-Oh, now I'm scared !!
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No thanks...feel like I just ate.....
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This little one is so hungry......
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Pole Dancing??
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Bada Boom-Badda Boom...
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Sure nuff?
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~~ This BLOG is a registered weapon capable of, but not likely to, give fits of hysteria,
thus causing you to drop your drink on the floor,
hit your head on the table, and suffer permanent damage.
~~You've been warned.~~
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~~ A healthy young couple decided they wanted to get married would do so at a beautiful warm resort on the beach in the Caribean.
All was set up for the ceremony, the guests were in there,
chairs slowly sinking in the sand, the groom stood by the alter with a huge smile, and the minister stood patiently alongside awaiting the arrival of the bride to be.
The evening was beautiful.
The waves from the ocean lapped at the shore and the sun was performing a rich warm sunset.
Then she arrived and walked proudly down the beach holding her flowers and smiling from ear to ear.
When she stood in front of the minister she put down the flowers and everyone saw she was topless.
The minister stopped and advised the young woman,“I can’t marry you like that, its not right.”
The young bride looked him in the eye and said, “yes you can, I have a divine right.”
The minister responded by saying; “yes you have a divine right, and you also have a divine left,
but I can’t marry you dressed like that.”
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~~ When my wife turned 40, I threatened to trade her for two 20 year olds.
She said I wasn't wired for 220.
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~~ I heard they fixed the BP oil spill.....
They put a 5 carat Diamond ring around the broken pipe,
and it's stopped putting out......
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~~ The minister raises his hands and says: "we are but dust..."
The little girl turns to her mother and says, "mother, what is
butt dust?"
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~~ A schoolteacher in Havana asked her class,
“If the sea between Cuba and Miami were to dry up, how long
would it take to walk across?”
When she got no response, she asked Pepito to give an answer.
After a moment of thought, he said, “Forty days.”
The teacher was naturally surprised. “Pepito,” she said, “the
distance from Havana to Miami is only about ninety miles.
Maybe I didn’t make the question clear.
Pretend that it’s all smooth and level ground.
NOW how long would it take?”
Pepito insisted however on his answer of forty days.
“But why?” asked the teacher.
“Well, because you would constantly have to say,
“`Excuse me,’ `Pardon me please,’ `Excuse me, sir,’ `Pardon
me Miss,’ `Excuse me…’”
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~~ A five year $5.8 billion study reveals:
Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
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~~ After suffering through years of his wife’s awful coffee,
the man spit it out and took the coffee maker to his lawyer.
Dropping it on the attorney’s desk, the man snarled, “”Here they are!”
“Here are what?” the startled lawyer asked.
“Grounds for divorce,” said the man.......
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~~ I went to the meat shop & ask for some rabbit for dinner.
He asks me what type of rabbit I would like : swamp rabbit
,snowshoe , cotton tail, meadow rabbit as he was cutting
one up ?
I said I really dont Know.... I think your just splitting hares!
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~~ A guy is in court being questioned by the judge.
The judge frowned at the robber and said, “you admit breaking
into the same store on three successive nights?”
”Yes, your honor.”
“And why was that?”
“Because my wife wanted a dress.”
The judge checks his records, “But it says here you broke in
three nights in a row!”
“Yes sir......... She made me exchange it two times.”
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Todays Thought: Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day.
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Good morning Gus Still a little overcast with us and humid. That boxer has the right idea LOL.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy yur rain ;-)
Rae x