Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....Having a good day??

We're in the 80's and a nice breeze....

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Was on the deck yesterday, and got this picture of

one of the Hummers.

There was about 5-6 but it's hard getting a picture,

as they are still shy.....

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I guess he's waiting for breakfast......

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Lets see your license.....

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Oh, how true.....

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I take it, you don't like spyders

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Don't miss!

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What can you say......

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Ewwwwuuu.....

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You could have closed the door.....

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I'll leave on this one.....

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~~ I went to my bank yesterday and drove up to the ATM.

I ran my debit card through to get some cash.
After doing everything necessary, a message shows up on the screen
saying: "please wait your transaction is in progress."
Did they think I was gonna drive off?
Also check the keys, they all have braille on them yet the signs all say
no walk up"........
I guess the braille is so the blind drivers can get their money out also.

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~~ Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived
far away called his brother and told him,
"Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill."
Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid.
The next month, he got another bill for $200.00, which he also paid,
figuring it was some incidental expense.
Bills for $200.00 kept arriving every month, and finally the man called
his brother again to find out what was going on.
"Well," said the other brother, "you said to do something nice for Dad.
So I rented him a tuxedo."

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~~ A midget wearing a suit came up to me and said he'd been to
a wedding.
I said I know, I can see the icing on your shoes..

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~~ A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly,
also retired, in a Washington bar and spent the rest of the evening
persuading him to come to work for him as his valet.
“Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in the army,”
the general said.
“Nothing to it --- you’ll catch on again fast.”
Next morning promptly at seven o’clock, the ex-orderly entered the
ex-general’s bedroom, pulled open the drapes,
gave the general a gently shake, strode around to the other side
of the bed, spanked his employer’s wife on her bottom and said,
“OK, sweetheart, it’s back to the village for you.”

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~~ I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road.
I don't know how I got there.

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~~ A man was playing at Trump's and beating the table.
After his tenth roll, he said to his wife, "Honey, tonight you're going to
sleep with the richest man in Atlantic City."
He played on and started to lose.
After his last hundred went on the line, his wife said, "Tell me.
Is he going to my room or do I go to his?"

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~~ Legend has it that Tallulah Bankhead was told by her doctor to eat
an apple every time she had the urge to drink alcohol.
Later the actress complained to a friend.
"But really, dahling, sixty apples a day!"

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~~ A nearsighted whale was following the submarine.
Every time it shot a torpedo, the whale passed out cigars.

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Todays Thought; uliet: Romeo, Romeo, where art thou?

Romeo: Down here in the bushes--the trellis broke!

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