Down Hummingbird Lane

Well, a good rainy day, with thunder storms after 4:00...

I hope you all are having a good day......

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Not really, just having sliced and fried for breakfast....

With a couple eggs and toast......

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How about some soup, with a redneck spoon?

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I don't think the K-bear likes Spam....

just the salad.....

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He's waiting, and waiting......

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I don't hear you!!

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Makes a good bed.......

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You better not make my puter crash.....

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See, they had breakfast, now nap time......

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I guess thats right....

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You know, I believe this.....

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Get in a crash and have kindling wood for the stove..

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~~I find it very irritating to be required to press one for English,

and then end up speaking to someone in Malaysia or New Delhi.

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~~ Queen Elizabeth is widely known for her mimicry.
One day a diplomat went to Buckingham Palace to present his
credentials.
When the Queen thought he had gone, she began to mimic him,
then saw he was still in the room.
"Not bad, ma'am," he said as he bowed himself out, "not bad."

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~~ Sharon runs a local bridge club, which is renowned for the quality
of its players.
One evening, just before the players are due to arrive,
she gets a last-minute call from one of them saying that she is sick
and won't be coming in.
Unable to get a replacement at such short notice.
Sharon persuades her husband Brian a mediocre player with a bad
attitude, to make up the foursome.
During the evening's play, Brian gets up and goes to the toilet,
leaving the door ajar.
Soon, everyone can hear him peeing.
Embarrassed, Sharon calls out, "Brian, could you please close the
toilet door?"
But Brian's partner says, "Never mind, Sharon,
it's the first time since we started playing that I've known what the
man has in his hand."

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~~ Modern homes are wonderful.
They're equipped with gadgets that do everything except make the
monthly payments.

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~~ You know it's going to be a bad day when;
You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight
and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.

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~~ When I was in school, one of my teachers, was crazy about me.
I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was my kid for one day!"

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~~ talented young woman's parents always urged her to dream big,
so when she got a degree in early childhood education,
she was tickled by a memo pad they bought her.
It read, "Think small."

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~~ The first testicular guard, the "Cup", was used in Hockey in 1874
and the first helmet was used in 1974.
That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is
also important...

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~~ Man: I hate this modern art. What a piece of crap that is.
Woman: No, that's a Picasso.
Man: What about this one with all these crazy squiggles?
Woman: That's Kadinsky
Man Okay, how about this one where the guy's got a pencil neck,
his nose is upside down, and his eyes are on the same side of his head?
Woman: That's a mirror.

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~~ Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in
charge of everything outdoors?
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Todays Thought:  Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years.

We grow old by deserting our ideals.

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