Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, Friends....

Well, things are pretty slow on the lane.....

Got about 6-8 Hummers tearing the feeders up....

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Looks like he's tired of waiting.....

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Bar-B-Clown??

I bet it tastes funny.......

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Don't mess with my coffee.........

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Oh,No...I would watch him.....

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I don't blame ya....looks pretty bad.......

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Oh,Oh....I smell something......Bye....

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Oh, My......

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Dam, can't rest anywere, anymore!!

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That's great.....thanks....

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I think, that's the size of it.......

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Well gotta leave now, if I can get it started......

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~~ Democracy in Theory:

The majority votes for man who will help them get a steak.
Democracy in Practice:
Vote for man who promises you a steak, gives you a potato,
and calls it a hamburger.

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~~ "Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water.
The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico."

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~~ Amtrak is very precise.
If you call up and ask what time the noon train gets to California,
the agent will tell you.
"Eight P.M. give or take a few days!"

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~~ DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE...
Brake company on the skids?
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Bra manufacturers that went bust?
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Surgeon who was forced to take a cut in his salary?
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Cigarette company that went up in smoke?
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Baker who was short of dough?
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Refrigerator manufacturer that had it's assets frozen?
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Corset firm that felt the squeeze?
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Upholsterers that couldn't cover their costs?
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Adhesive tape company that got into a sticky situation?

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~~ There may be no better place to live than in a rural environment.
There's something about getting up at five in the morning,
feeding the chickens, and milking a couple of cows before breakfast
that gives you a lifelong respect for the price of butter and eggs.

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~~ What do you get when you cross a Bumble Bee with a doorbell?
A Real Hum-dinger.

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~~ President John Tyler had fifteen children!
His youngest child was born when Tyler was seventy years old.
Tyler became President upon the death of William Henry Harrison
who died in office.
When John Tyler was given the news that he was President,
he was found on his hands and knees playing marbles with his
children.

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~~ Cocktail party: gathering with fancy drinks at which sandwiches

and your friends are cut into little pieces.

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~~ A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered
dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of baby
seagulls.
One day, his supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap
some more.
On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road.
Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them.
Immediately, he was arrested and charged with...
transporting young gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
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Todays Thought: Education is wonderful, it helps you worry about things all over the world.

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