Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....Everyone......

Having a nice warm weekend....

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Now I'm scared.......

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Your not supposed to be on facebook....

Lots of cats there pretending to be.........

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Oh, my, Fred!

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Looks like you might shake your head off......

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I can't.....I can't impress myself....?

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Sharing breakfast.......

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Catching butterflys?

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Oh, No.....you take the rugrats......

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Cool...Lair.........

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Now these are friends.....

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Call the police.....Kojac is on his way.....

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~~ Government scientists crossed butter beans with gold bricks.

I don't know what they got, but it's buried at Fart Knox.

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~~ I slept with my head under my pillow last night.
I woke up this morning with no teeth and $20.00

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~~ Gus: What do you call a lion that writes snappy songs?
Tazzy: I'm in the dark.
Gus: King of the Jingle.

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~~ An insurance salesman sold me a great retirement policy.
I gave him the first payment and he retired!

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~~ "Well, folks, here's the latest update.
I guess this is good news.
BP officials say the 'top kill' plan is working.
The bad news — BP officials are a bunch of lying weasels." –Jay Leno

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~~ Wives are funny creatures.
They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks
And then they want to kill the woman who does.

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~~ When my daughter, Casey, was five years old,
I took her and her friend to the river in town to feed the geese.
As I sat on a bench, the geese became brave and plucked bread
from the children's hands.
One daring goose pecked at their hands rather roughly.
"Mom" Casey asked, "What are these ducks called.?"
"They're called Canadian geese," I responded.
Months later, Casey was at her bedroom window.
"Hey, Mom!" she said, "There's some of those kid-eating geese!"

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~~ Gus: Why do you call your dog "Fried Egg"?
Pete: Because he rolls over easy.

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~~ A man is riding his camel in the desert when suddenly it comes
to a dead stop.
He gets off and pulls the camel by the lead.
It walks just fine but as soon as he gets back on, it won't budge.
Luckily there is an oasis a short distance away, so he walks there,
and finds the nearest camel service station.
The attendant says, "Bring the camel up onto the platform."
He leads it there.
The attendant pushes a button, which raises the camel up.
He takes a look from underneath and says, "I think I see the
problem."
He pushes another button.
Out of the ceiling comes a large, flat metal device, which slowly
draws back, and then violently whacks the camel on the rump.
The camel lets out a roar, goes running out of the shop and
disappears into the desert.
The man is furious.
He screams, "What the hell did you just do?
My camel's gone now!
How am I ever going to catch up with him?!"
Nonchalantly, the attendant says, "Step up onto the platform."

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~~ News......
'Wearing too much make up may encourage rape.'
I disagree.
When was the last time you heard about a clown getting raped?
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Todays Thought;   Why does someone believe you when you say there are four

billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

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