Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....Friends and neighbors....

we're having a great weekend.

not too hot....just right.....

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Like I said....a great weekend.

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I don't know about these.....

I mean I like eggs over light sandwiches. for breakfast.

Would be messy...also toasted??

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I guess she liked the flowers?

I know "Witchy" likes flowers......

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Watch out behind you!!

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Does your Mama know??

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Watch the nose please.....

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"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and quick to anger"

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That's right......

Some people forget.......

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He's trying.....

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He's cool........

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~~ When I moved to R-ville, I went to retrieve some boxes that I had

sent to myself in care of the local bus depot.
And that first time I walked into the bus depot,
I found out what small towns were like.
"Your boxes are over there," the clerk said.
"How do you know who I am?" I asked.
"We all know who you are," he replied.

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~~ Painted sign over IRS door: "Happiness is giving."

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~~ Obama signed a bill the other day limiting rice import to only
puffed rice, Due to massive inflation.
Joe Biden said : Boss thats a great Idea ,That should keep us afloat
for a long time...

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~~ A man mentioned his slumping business:
"If it gets any worse, I won't have to lie on my income tax returns."

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~~ American engineers have been scrambling because the auto
industry is hurting and gas prices keep fluctuating.
In research they found that if you place the gas tank in the front of
the car, not only does it get better gas mileage,
but it handles better as well.
So they built over 1000 of these new cars, but in crash-testing they
found the things would explode on impact!
Money is too tight to scrap them all, so they are shipping them to
the Middle East...The model is called the Jeep Jihad.


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~~ ”Doody Strategy”
A little three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet.
His mother thinks he has been in there too long,
so she goes in to see what's up.
The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book.
But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down,
grips onto the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of
the head with his right hand.
His mother says, "Billy, are you all right?
You've been in there for a while."
Billy says, "I'm fine, Mommy.
I just haven't gone doody yet."
Mother says, "Okay, you can stay in there a few more minutes,
but Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"
Billy says, "Works for ketchup!"

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~~ Two old ladies in church
One leans over to the other and says, "I think my butt is asleep."
The other replies, "Yeah, I could hear it snoring a few minutes ago."

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~~ Motherhood is not for everyone, but society thinks if you don't have
children, you've failed as a woman, even if you are CEO of a company.
You've got to be beautiful, smart, skinny, tall, rich, successful at your job,
married to the right guy and have genius children.

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~~ As a salesperson at my company, I do a lot of business over the
phone.
One man who called to place an order had a nice voice, so when he
asked if I wanted his number,
I took the opportunity and asked if he wanted mine as well.
"Um..." he replied, "I was talking about my purchase-order number."


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~~ My husband, a deputy district attorney, was teaching an antidrug
class to a group of Cub Scouts.
When he asked if anyone could list the gateway drugs,
one Scout had the answer: "Cigarettes, beer, and marinara."

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Todays Thought:  It's one thing to feel you are on the right path,

but it's another to think that yours is the only path.

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