Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, friends and neighbors....

Another great day......

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Lets go for a walk.....Had a nice walk yesterday....

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How about this Clematis....planted this one 40 years ago..

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I be next, leave the claws in please.......

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I wonder why......

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Peek a boo, I see you!

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I have some friends like this.....

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Bubba's doesn't know what's going on!!

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What you think....??

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Nice pair of "Boobies"

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Got no ticket.......got throwed off......

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How you like this bus stop!

Time to go.......

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~~ My dog recently swallowed a whole set of alphabet fridge magnets.

                                  He's been leaving little messages around the house.

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~~ A young girl of four had to have an x-ray taken at the medical office
where I worked.
She had been in an accident with her bicycle and the doctor was afraid
she may have broken her wrist.
The girl, however, was very concerned about the procedure and no
matter how her mother tried to calm her, she kept putting up quite the
fuss as we led her into the x-ray facility.
When she came out a few minutes later, however, she was calm and all smiles. "They just took a picture of my bones," she explained to her mother.
"Yes, dear," her mom replied.
"I told you it was easy.
Did everything go well?"
"Yup. It was great!" the child exclaimed.
"I didn't even have to take my skin off or anything!"

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~~ I entered a contest last week for the most prominent veins.
I didn't win, but I came varicose.

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~~ My four-year-old daughter, Cindy, had just learned to play the card
game crazy eights, and it quickly became her favorite pastime.
One afternoon, I played endless games, keeping one eye on the
clock as I waited for my sister to arrive.
When the doorbell rang, a look of disappointment crossed Cindy's face.
"That's okay, sweetie," I said.
"You can play with your kitten instead."
"But," she wailed, "she doesn't know how to hold the cards!"

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~~ Baseball players are smarter than football players.
How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men
on the field?

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~~ The church was jammed.
Father O'Malley was beside himself.
When Patrick McVey came for confession, the priest said,
"Look, you're always here.
You're not a big problem unless you've committed murder since the
last time.
You haven't have you?"
McVey shook his head and started out.
At the door he met Dennis McNulty and said,
"You might as well go home......
He's only hearing murder cases today."

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~~ I am getting to an age when I can enjoy only the last sport left.
It is called hunting for your spectacles.

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~~ What actually holds a husband through thick and thin is a girl who
is fun to be with.
And any girl who has had nothing to eat since nine o'clock this morning
but three hard-boiled eggs will be about as jolly and companionable as
an income-tax inspector.

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~~ When an author was introduced to kindergarten kids as a
"great writer," one asked, "Can he do a W?"

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Todays Thought:  "A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own"

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