Down Hummingbird Lane

Good morning.... A nice warm Foggy morning....

Will burn off about 9:00 then sunny....

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Yep, nice and Foggy, this morning....

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The rain was good for the flowers......

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Blast Off!! His name is Flash......

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Hey!! You miss a glass.......

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Yep....you got him.....

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He's having fun.....

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Turn off the lights, and you can get away....

They can't see in the dark....

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Yeah, right.....

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Poor Eno!!.....

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Time to go....bus is here........

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~~ What do you call a blonde in a black biker jacket?  A rebel without a clue .

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~~ Professor.. to a student:
"Can you think of a solution to unemployment?"
"Yes sir.
I'd put all the men on one island and all the women on another island."
"And what would they be doing that would end unemployment?"
"Building boats!!"

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~~ Teacher asks....
"if you have $2 and you ask you father for $2 how much will you have?"
Gus: "$2"
Teacher: "you don't know your math"
Gus: "You don't know my father"

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~~ Pete asks.....
..."God made the first man and woman, right?"
"Indeed." replied the Minister.
"And they were naked in this garden, right?" asks Pete
"Well, yes..."
"And God watched them, right?"
"Naturally." says the Minister.
"So that means," replies Pete,"that God invented porn!"

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~~ When we are no longer able to change a situation,
we are challenged to change ourselves.

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~~ The Pope calls his mother right after being elected Pope.
Pope: Hi mom, I've got some good news and some bad news.
Mother: What's the good news?
Pope: I've just been elected Pope.
Mother: What's the bad news?
Pope: I have to move into an Italian neighborhood.

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~~ "If you don't know where you are going,
you will probably end up somewhere else."

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~~ An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse
down below him.
He dives down and eats the mouse.
After a little while the mouse works his way out the eagles butt.
Proceeding to look around the mouse says:
"Tail gunner to pilot...Tail gunner to pilot.."
The eagle says "what do you want?"
The mouse asks how high up they are.
The eagle thinks for a moment and then says "ohh about 5,000 ft."
The mouse then replies "You wouldn't be shittin me now would ya??"

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~~ Raising six children during the Depression took its toll on my
parents' relationship and, when I was eighteen years old, they divorced.
Daddy never had very close relationships with his children and he
drifted even farther away from us after the divorce.
Several years later a wonderful woman came into his life and they
were married.
She had two sons, one of them still at home.
Under her influence, Daddy became closer to his own children.
They shared over twenty-five years together before he passed away.
I will never forget the unconditional love shown by my stepmother when
I asked her if she would object to my mother attending Daddy's funeral.
Without giving it a second thought, she immediately replied.
"Of course not, honey, she's the mother of my children."

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~~ A kindergarten teacher was helping one of her students choose the
child's best schoolwork for a portfolio to give to the first- grade teacher.
After the kindergarten teacher encouraged the child to
"put her best foot forward," the little girl asked,
"What should I do with my other foot?"
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Todays Thought:  Nursing was regarded as simply an extension of the unpaid service

performed by the housewife, a characteristic attitude that haunts the
profession to this day.

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