Don't eat too many eggs......
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Yep......
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Why are you hollering??
we're not deaf.....
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Sadie sez; Let that rabbet come here.....
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This rabbet looks weird.....don't ya think?
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So, this how it happens......
See, Pete, I told ya so.....
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This is what happens when you eat to many Easter eggs..
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Okay...now some Easter toons...
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~~ What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.
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~~ Why the Easter Bunny Brings Eggs.....
10. Big tax write-off.
9. Who ever heard of Easter Bricks?
8. Consider all of the varieties: scrambled, over easy, hard boiled.
7. He gets a good deal from the local chickens.
6. Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose.
5. Pressure from the Egg Marketing Board.
4. Because if it brought bottle rockets it would be the Independence Bunny.
3. Would you want to hunt for waffles?
2. He thinks guys should get chicks at least once a year.
1. Because the Energizer rabbit got the good job.
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~~ What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion
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~~ The Rules of Chocolate....
* Chocolate is a health food.
Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Bean = vegetable.
Sugar is derived either from sugar beets or cane, both vegetables.
And, of course, the milk/cream is dairy.
So eat more chocolate to meet the dietary requirements for daily
vegetable and dairy intake.
* If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.
Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate
to protect themselves.
* Money talks. Chocolate sings.
* Chocolate has many preservatives.
Preservatives make you look younger.
* Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because no one wants to quit.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.
That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
HAPPY EASTER !!!
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~~ Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost?
Make a noise like a carrot; he'll find you.
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~~ My five year old ran into some difficulty while trying to put on his
full-body pajamas.
"Jesus" I overheard him say, "will you help me get these pajama legs on?"
A few silent seconds later he repeated more loudly, "Jesus,
I said will you help me get these pajama legs on?"
After another brief silence, he said, "That's it!....
I'm telling your father!"
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~~ Mark loses his rare and valuable dog and advertises in the
newspaper offering a very generous $1,000 reward for its return.
After a few days of no replies, he goes to the newspaper for some
information.
He says to the receptionist, "I'd like to see Jim, the advertising manager,
please.
"I'm sorry sir, but he's out," says the receptionist.
"Ok, so how about his secretary?"
"She's out too sir.
In fact everyone from his department is out."
"Oh dear me" says Mark, "where is everybody?"
"They're all out looking for your dog."
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~~ The clerk at the post office asked a customer if she would like
to insure her package.
"That won't be necessary," said the customer,
"Because the contents are not breakable."
The clerk was not so sure.
"Madam," he explained, "we're professionals here.
We can break anything!"
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~~ Unfortunately, there has been a terrible accident at the nuclear
energy plant and three leading nuclear physicists are very badly
contaminated.
After a specialist has seen them, he declares that the are all dying
and none is likely to survive the night Each is quickly asked for their
dying wish.
"What would you like Pierre?"
Pierre replies, "I would like to meet the President and be awarded the
Legion of Honor for my contribution to new energy sources."
"What would you like John?"
John replies, "I would like to meet the Queen and be knighted for my
services to the company."
"And what would you like, Moshe" Moshe replies,
"I would like a second opinion."
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~~ The school principal was often amused by classroom comments
he overheard.
His favorite came from a math student who complained,
"I still don't understand how you can do fifty miles an hour if you drive
for only ten minutes."
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~~ Bluegrass: The result of accidentally rolling over a smurf picnic
with your lawnmower.
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Todays Thought: Too many people miss the silver lining because they’re expecting gold.
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Happy Easter to you and yours Gus! Love pic of Sadie!! Carol
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