Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, Friends....We're going to have agreat day.......
was a chilly 38º degrees last night.....
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I thought this was a good view....taken just around the corner...

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The Thin Blue Line............

A dramatic photo of Earth taken from the Space Shuttle Atlantis.
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He knows he's a cutie......!

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Hey!...I was here first, mr. piggy....

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What team, you play on?

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Get um... Bubba.......

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I can't open vidos....sorry.....

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Pet cat...??

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Help...Help... get me out....

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~~ A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist,

"Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?"
"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist.
"That's it, I can never remember that word."

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~~ WORMS
1. Q: What animal didn't enter Noah's ark in pairs?
A: Worms. They came in apples.

2. Q: What's worse than a worm in an apple?
A: Half a worm.

3. Then there were the worms who were so hungry they feasted in
dead earnest....

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~~ After several years of treatments, Mr. Martin decided his
psychiatrist wasn't doing him a bit of good:
He was broke now, whereas before he'd only been cracked.

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~~ Running short of shovels on a remote road project, the foreman
wired the home office for more.
That afternoon he received the following telegram in return:
"Have no more to send; tell men to lean on each other."

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~~ Dieters are people who get up in the morning and say,
“Mirror, mirror, on the dresser, do I look a little lesser?”

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~~ I love boxing.
Where else do two grown men prance around in satin underwear,
fighting over a belt?
The one who wins gets a purse.
They do it in gloves.
It's the accessory connection I love.

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~~ What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a bee?
You get stung coming and going.

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~~ When I decided to celebrate my 40th birthday by taking the day off
from work, I temporarily foiled my wife's plan to surprise me by having
flowers delivered to my desk.
She was not to be denied, however.
After I returned to work the next day, a beautiful bouquet arrived.
The attached card read simply, "You don't look a day over 40!

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~~ I stole a couple of minutes from work to give my wife a call.
She put my two-year-old son on, and we chatted a while before he
ended it with an enthusiastic "I love you!"

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"I love you too," I said, with a dopey grin plastered on my face.
I was about to hang up when I heard him ask sweetly,
"Mommy, who was that?"
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Today's Thought:  Opportunity always involves risks;

you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first.

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