Welcome to my piece of the world.....
Gonna be 90º today. Then we will have a cool weekend...
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This morning's sunrise, from my window.....
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A pretty Apple blossom.....
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Them's some great sunglasses.......
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Man, I'm glad I don't have to be the AIR MAN......
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Yes, Skunks make good pets.....
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Ha-Ha........
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That's gotta leave a mark.....
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A good photo shop........
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You gotta have fiber......
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My fav toon......
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Felt like a slap to him.......
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~~ Police are searching for a thief
who robs his victims by threatening them with a lit match.
They want to catch him before he strikes again.
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~~ A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has
to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied,
"I 'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this
prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'."
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~~ A foursome of golfers watch a lone player play up short of the
green they are on.
As they tee off at the next hole they watch the lone player quickly chip
on and putt out.
He almost runs to the tee where the foursome is.
He looks at the bewildered players and says:
"I say chaps could I play through, I've just heard the wife has had
a terrible accident".
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~~ A sargeant bawled out a rookie cop!
"Did you watch all of the exists like I told you to do??"
"YEP", the rookie answered,
"I think he must have left by one of the entrances."
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~~ The reading material at the barber shop consisted entirely of
mysteries, thrillers, and ghost stories.
When the barber was asked if he wanted to terrify his customers he
replied, "No, these books make the customers' hair stand up and then
it becomes easier to trim."
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~~ Every year on my birthday, I looked forward to my aunt's gift—a scarf,
hat, or sweater knitted by hand.
One year, she must have had better things to do because I received a
ball of yarn, knitting needles, and a how-to-knit book.
Her card read "Scarf,.......... some assembly required."
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~~ Ruby comes back from her trip to the shops and tells her husband
that she's just bought another new designer dress.
"What? You must be joking," he shouts at her.
"That's the third one you've bought this week.
Where on earth do you think I'm going to find the money to pay for them?"
"I may be many things, darling," Ruby replies, "but inquisitive I'm not."
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~~ The way some people play tennis, they ought to be fined for
contempt of court.
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~~ It is difficult to estimate the damage done by saying to a child:
* You'll never amount to anything.
* You can't do anything right, can you?
* Why can't you be like him?
* You're no son of mine!
* I'm not going to invest any more money in you.
* You're just like all the other kids.
Why not communicate your trust instead and give your child something
to live up to?
See the potential, not the problems.
Looking for the good in your children will bring out the best in them
and you.
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Today's Thought: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery and today is a gift......
Wow shes mad...
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