Down Hummingbird Lane

Hey....Friends...hope your day is good.....
a little rain today...
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Moons heading down........

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Are you watching the moon, Bubba?

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Shes singing "Moon River".....

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He's swimming for his life.....

Hr don't want to be breakfast.....

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Oven will warm ya up!

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I like old buildings.....a pretty pic......

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Someones gonna be hurting.....

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No, it's not.....

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They dump on my Ford just about every day......

I think "Pete" sends them....

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Yea, I'm pretty...alright.....

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~~ Q: Why did the frustrated husband end the argument by hitting his

wife with a piano stool?
A: Because he couldn't pick up the piano.

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~~ First you have the writer who can write but can't spell.
Then you have the editor who can spell but can't write.
Finally you have the publisher who can neither spell nor write,
and he makes all the money.

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~~ "And how do you like going to school, Roger?" a kindly lady inquired
of a very small lad.
"Oh, I like the going all right," the boy replied, "and I like coming back too.
It's having to stay after I get there that bothers me."

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~~ There was a Hungarian immigrant who upon entering the
United States was asked.
"Ms. Olt, have you had a checkup recently?"
"No, Dalink," she replied, "but I've had a few Romanians."

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~~ Standing in line for a fast-food breakfast one morning,
I asked my husband once again, "Why am I in pediatric nursing?"
Every child we lost made my job harder to do.
Before Cliff could offer his usual gentle encouragement, the woman in
front of us turned around.
"You see that little boy over there?" She pointed to a rambunctious
towhead with freckles and a missing front tooth.
He's my son.
While recovering from surgery at ten months old, he stopped breathing.
You saved his life.
That's why you're in nursing,"......She was right, and right there when I
needed her.

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~~ They tell of the guide showing the visiting tourist over the battlefield
of Bunker Hill.
"This is Bunker Hill monument.
This is where Warren fell."
The tourist looked up at the lofty shaft and observed.
"Nasty fall.
Killed him, of course."

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~~ The barber's client looked depressed, so the barber told him,
"Cheer up.
I knew a guy who owed $5,000 he couldn't pay.
He drove his vehicle to the edge of a cliff, where he sat for over an hour.
A group of concerned citizens heard about his problem and passed a
hat around.
Relieved, the man pulled back from the cliff's edge."
"Incredible," said the client..
"Who were these kind people?"
"The passengers on the bus."

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~~ Did you know???
In the White House, there are 13,092 knives, forks and spoons!
Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet!
The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth!

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Todays Thought:  Before a mother knows the sex of her baby it's a hidden agender.

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