Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, Friends ....looks like thats all thats reading the blog
now days..... Readership went way down....
Maybe I made somepeople mad??  Oh, Well Life goes on....
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Wake up...Gus is posting on the Blog....

Do We gotta get up, for that crap??

Their on their way to the liberary to use

the puter to read the blog...

These guys are just hanging out....

Hey, Bubba...your gonna have to throw him back...

Sheeh..He drank to much green beer yesterday....

Keyboard for Blondes....?

I did not know that fact!!

Why I won't try the Wii......I'm chicken.....

Yah, why accuse him??

Still getting spammers that try...ha-ha..

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~~ Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline.

If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press "1" 18,000 times.

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~~ Rita and Barry have been married for 50 years and are being
interviewed by a reporter from the Star Chronicle.
"So Rita," asks the reporter, "I know today is your golden wedding
anniversary, but how old, exactly, are you?"
"I am 78 years old," replies Rita, "and I hope I live to be 100."
"Well I hope your wish comes true," says the reporter.
The reporter then turns to Barry and asks, "And how old are you, Barry?"
"I'm also 78 years old," replies Barry, "and please God I should live to
be 101."
"But why," asks the reporter, "do you want to live one year longer than
your wife?"
"Well, to tell you the truth," replies Barry,
"I would like to have at least one year of peace and quiet."

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~~ My health had declined, and I was forced to quit the job I loved...
At home, I cleaned house and swept the leaves that the wind had
blown onto my deck.
But there was nothing important about this busywork.
Who really cared what I did anymore?
Making coffee one morning, I glanced out the window.
There were already leaves on the porch where I'd swept the day before.
I opened the door and looked out in amazement.
The leaves were assembled in the shape of a heart.
Who could have done this for me?
I called everyone I could think of.
No one knew anything about my surprising leaves.
I stared once more at the perfect heart shape and felt my own heart
beat stronger.
I knew a heaven-sent breeze had arranged this gift for me.
To the Lord, each and every one of us is important.
With his help, I would find a way to get myself moving again.

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~~ Q: What do you call a cow spying on another cow?
A: A steak out.

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~~ When my daughter, Maria, was four years old, my husband,
Paul was faced with the task of flushing the last fish in the tank.
Maria bawled as she watched the fish being flushed down the toilet.
I hugged her and told her it would all be okay.
Once she had calmed down enough to speak,
Maria looked up at me and said,
"Well, at least we'll have room for a dog now."

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~~ I could hear sobs as the Grade 1 teacher escorted a little boy to
the office.
He had lost something and was inconsolable.
I used my principal skills to calm him and confirmed he'd lost something
of value during recess.
I asked if he would show me where he lost it so I could help him find it.
He took my hand, led me to the hall window and pointed to the field of
snow.
I then asked what he'd lost he opened his mouth and pointed to the
gap where his tooth used to be!

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~~ Bobsledding is the only sport that shows us what it's like to drive a
Toyota. (Jimmy Fallon)

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~~ A group of Americans are touring Ireland.
One of the women in the group is a real curmudgeon,
constantly complaining: "The bus seats are uncomfortable,
food is terrible, too hot, too cold, accomodation is dreadful..."
One day, the group arrives at the site of the famous Blarney Stone.
"Good luck will be followin' ya all your days if you kiss the Blarney Stone,"
their guide says.
"Unfortunately, it's being cleaned today and so no one will be able to
kiss it.
Perhaps we can come back tomorrow."
"We can't be here tomorrow," the nasty woman shouts.
"We have some other boring tour to go on.
So I guess we can't kiss the stupid stone."
"Well now," the guide says, "it is said that if you kiss someone who has
kissed the stone, you'll have the same good fortune."
"And I suppose you've kissed the stone?" the woman scoffs.
"No, ma'am," the frustrated guide responds.
"But I have sat on it."

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~~ Q: What was the clock doing in the prison cafeteria?
A: Serving time.

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~~ The good Irish father was warning his listeners about the
suddenness of death.
"Before another day is ended," he thundered, "somebody in this parish
will die."
Seated in the front row was a little old Irishman who laughed out loud
at this statement.
Very angry, the irish priest said to the jovial old man,
"What's so funny?"
"Well!" spoke up the oldster, "I'm not a member of this parish."
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Today Thought: The two things you need in life are confidence and ignorance.

Having those, success is guaranteed.