and more snow....and Ice....on it's way.....
I'm late....a big bird landed on the transformer......
Any body want some fried bird??
Lights off for an hour and a half.....
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Our latest sunrise??
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See...Someone found "Tiger"....
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He looks mean, don't he??
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Don't worry....I got my eye on him...
(he's bad to the bone!)
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Yep....I'm going too.....
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Talk about crap.....Something new???
I don't think so.....
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We got a good door guard.... with ground hog back up......
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Don't cry....the ground hog will save you....
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Leaving so soon?
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Wait until I get This thing started, I'll got too.....
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♥♥♥
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~~ Gus: When I was a sparring partner for the heavyweight
champion, I gave him the biggest scare of his life.
Phil: You gave the champion a big scare?
Gus: Yes -- he thought he killed me.
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~~ When my eight-year-old daughter asked me where she
came from, I decided it was time to have a chat about the facts
of life.
I handled the matter tactfully and was mentally patting myself
on the back when she looked at me with a puzzled expression:
"But Olga says she comes from Russia."
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~~ My friend, a grocery store manager, chased a shoplifter
through dry goods and frozen foods before catching the perp
with a flying tackle in cleaning supplies.
That's when my friend noticed that all of the customers in line
at the cash registers were staring.
"Everything's fine, folks," he assured them.
"This guy just tried to go through the express lane with more
than ten items."
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~~ Gus asked his friend, Pete, whether he had bought his wife
anything for Valentine's Day.
'Yes,' came the answer from Pete who was a bit of a chauvinist,
'I've bought her a belt and a bag.'
'That was very kind of you,' Gus added, 'I hope she appreciated
the thought.'
Pete smiled as he replied, 'So do I,
and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.'
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~~ Men are attracted to women with a raspy voice.
We think, hey, maybe she's all done yelling.
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~~ My arm started to hurt me so I asked the doctor to
examine it.
She looked at my arm and brought out a medical book
and studied it for 15 minutes.
Then she said to me, "Have you ever had that pain
before?"
I said, "Yes."
She said, "Well, you've got it again.
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~~ My friend, an Air Force Academy graduate, still retains a
strict military code of ethics as well as a quick wit.
One day his daughter mentioned that she was thinking about
getting my bellybutton pierced.
"No way!" my father fired back.
"This is an Air Force family -- no navel destroyers are allowed!"
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~~ Pete told me last night he has started drinking brake fluid.
He reckons he can stop any time, though.
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~~ Back when I was in the military and stationed in Alaska,
I was assigned to do the welcoming briefing to all new people at
Elmendorf AFB.
I just loved to piss off Texans.
I would always open my breifing with "How many here are from
Texas?"
Texas being such a large state there were always at least 2 or 3
from there.
And you know how proud those Texans are of their large state
"everything's bigger in Texas"
As soon as I saw those hands, I would say...
"Did you know that at one time they were considering cutting
Alaska in half and making Texas the THIRD Largest State?"
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~~ "What's the difference between a Martian and a pottfer?"
"What's a pottfer?"
"It's to cook in, silly."
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Today Thought: A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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