Cold and snow on the way.....
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This mornings sunrise...but now overcast...
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Groundhog Day is a popular tradition in the United States.
It is also a legend that traverses centuries, its origins clouded in
the mists of time with ethnic cultures and animals awakening
on specific dates.
It is the day that the Groundhog comes out of his hole after a
long winter sleep to look for his shadow.
If he sees it, he regards it as an omen of six more weeks of bad
weather and returns to his hole.
If the day is cloudy and, hence, shadowless,
he takes it as a sign of spring and stays above ground.
( Update...6 more weeks of winter. )
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What you see.....
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Your also going to be sore.....
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Making his get away...
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Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Yea, they can swim, and they can scratch....
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"Witchy" here's a place to rent..even got swimming rights.....
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Best idea yet.... VOTE!
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I'll go...if I can get the lawnmower engines going....
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~~ A Sunday school teacher asked her little children,
as they were on the way to church service,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
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~~ A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a
gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed.
However, as they passed a speed trap,
he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.
The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and
was about to walk away when the man asked,
"Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair -
there were plenty of other cars around me going just as fast,
so why did *I* get the ticket?"
"Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man.
"Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied.
The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch *all* the fish?"
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~~ My favorite classroom story concerns a young third-grade
girl who came to school one morning all excited.
She explained that things were really different at their house
now because her grandfather had come to live with them.
Then, she said, "And he's sterile, you know!"
The teacher thought for a moment and then replied,
"You mean senile, don't you?"
The child replied, "That too."
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~~ How about a constitutional amendment that declares
anything said in a campaign commercial to be under oath?
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~~ A guy goes into a restaurant wearing a shirt open at the
collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a
necktie to gain admission.
So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a
necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one.
He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk.
In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to
fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle
free.
He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks
him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well,
OK, I guess you can come in - just don't start anything."
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~~ "Son, I'm worried about your being at the bottom of the class."
"Pop, they teach the same stuff at both ends!"
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~~ A woman went to the airport for a flight to Omaha.
She joined the long line at the security checkpoint for Concourse
B, and waited.
By the time she reached the head of the line, it was clear that
she would miss her flight if it took off as scheduled.
The guard took a look at her ticket, and said, "I'm sorry.
You've got a problem here."
"Yes," she sighed.
"It looks like I won't make this flight to Omaha."
"No," the guard explained.
"This is the line for missing the flight to Houston.
The line for missing your flight to Omaha is at Concourse C."
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~~ A school kid asks his teacher, "It is true that the law of
gravity keeps us on Earth?"
The teacher says, "Yes"
The kid then asks, "What kept us before the law was passed?"
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~~ A husband took his young daughter to the grocery store to
help him buy groceries.
In addition to the healthy items on his wife's carefully prepared list,
the two of them returned home with a package of sugar-filled
cookies.
"Why in the world did you buy those?" his wife asked.
"You know they aren't good for you!"
"Oh, but don't worry, honey, these cookies have one-third less
calories than usual in them," the husband replied.
The wife looked all over the package but couldn't find any claim
to that fact, so she asked, "What makes you think that?"
"We ate about a third of the box on the way home."
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~~ Q. What's cold, white, and holds it side when it runs?
A. Frosty with a hernia.
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Todays Thought: The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
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