Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....Guess what!  Snow on it's way again...

A snowy weekend ans ice,  we're under a "Winter Storm

Watch".....I guess I need to be with "Witchy" in Fla.

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A "Dagwood" breakfast??

Yeh....just what I need......

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Walking the dog, this morning??  Good exercise...

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Yeh.....You Steppted in it......Get the hanky out......

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Just what you need.......

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I an't going under there ether, spiders....

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My, what a big nose you got..."Jimmy"..

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Yes, this looks just like our Congress, alright!!

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Filler up....

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Ready to go out in the snow??

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Okay, I'm going.......

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~~ More Americans can name the three stooges than the

three branches of government.
Well, that's because the three stooges are more likely to get
something done. -David Letterman

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~~ Education can get you the only thing that really matters in
today's world............. an assigned parking space.

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~~ My four-year-old asked if his best friend, a five-year-old girl,
could spend the night.
I said she could.
Shortly after she arrived they began to fight, so I stepped in
and insisted they apologize and make up.
When my son refused, his friend said,
"Well, I guess this means I have to sleep on the couch!"

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~~ While 75% of chocolate purchases are made by women all
year long, during the days and minutes before Valentine's Day,
75% of the chocolate purchases are made by men.

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~~ The last to board the plane from Seattle to Dallas were a
woman and three children.
Before I knew it, two of the children were climbing over me while
the woman and her four-year-old son sat behind.
Almost immediately the young boy next to me kept asking his
sister.
"Where are we now?"
I sighed to myself and thought, "I'll never get any work done."
Having heard the "Where-are-we-now?" question repeatedly,
I turned to the children, showed them the in-flight magazine map,
explained our flight path and estimated when we would land in
Dallas.
Soon they were telling me about their trip to Seattle to see their
father who was in the hospital.
As we traveled, they asked many questions and I soon forgot all
about my work.
As we were preparing to land, I asked how their father was doing.
They grew quiet and the boy simply said, "He died."
Oh I'm so sorry," I said.
I suddenly realized that what we'd been doing was the most
important work anyone could ever face: living, loving and growing
in spite of heartbreak.
When we said good-bye in Dallas the boy shook my hand and
thanked me for being his "airline teacher"
And I thanked him for being mine.

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~~ Did you hear about the silly camper who bought a sleeping bag?
He spent three weeks trying to wake it up.

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~~ Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a
strange and long way that another person who is listening to him
can't understand him.
Do you understand me?
Son: No.

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~~ An employment website boasted that it provided training,
counseling, and placement services.
What's more, "many services are available in Spanish,
and we arrange interrupters."

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~~ During a visit to our friend's home in Canada, we were feted
with a wonderful breakfast.
But my six-year-old daughter was not impressed.
"Your pancakes are smaller than my mom's," she told him.
He replied "That's because of the exchange rate."

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~~ As you journey through life take a minute every now and
then to give a thought for the other fellow.
He could be plotting something.
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Todays Thought:  "Everyone has the will to win; precious few have the will to

prepare to win."