Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Chilly Morning.....Friends......and "Witchy" too...

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A cloudy morning......getting ready to rain this afternoon...

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Peek-a-boo, I am ready to go swimming.....you?..

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WHAT REALLY HAPPENS AFTER THE POLO MATCH..........

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Germany held its first-ever pumpkin motor boat racing competition on Sunday.
The vessels are made of a carved-out giant pumpkin fitted with

a 3.5 horsepower outboard engine and wooden planks to stabilize it.
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Snowmobile with wheels......

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Ready to go Mudbogging.?.....

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Wanna buy some dead brand new dead thing??...

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I'd have me a brand new one.......

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What can you say??...Eno's the man.....

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♥♥♥

~~ About two hours into a golf game, my friend asked if I

wanted advice on how to shave ten strokes off my game.
Considering I had played poorly that day, I was only too
happy to receive some helpful hints.
"Don't play the last hole," he said.

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~~ Our part of the country had gone for weeks with little or
no rain.
The TV weatherman, on his computerized map, was pointing
out a thunderstorm 50 miles away.
He placed his cursor over the region and clicked to zoom in
on the storm.
Watching, my son shook his head and said,
"I sure wish he would click on that storm and drag it over here."

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~~ My son Billy, burst into the room and excitedly announced...
he had won a prize in his Grade 1 class.
After telling him how proud of him I was, I asked what he had
achieved.
"I won," he said, "for having the oldest mom in the whole class!"

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~~I try to take life one day at a time,
but lately several days have attacked me at once.

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~~ Owing to the advance in medical technology,
surgical technique, and the fact that silicone breast implants
have been determined to be perfectly safe,
a California cosmetic surgery practice is opening a new
office where breast augmentation surgery is done on an
outpatient basis in about thirty minutes.
They are going to call the practice "Jiffy Boob."

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~~ If your baby is beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses,
sleeps on schedule and burps on command, an angel all the time,
you're the grandparents.

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~~ I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam.
His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room and told
me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see
me...... She said that he would only be a few minutes.
After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down.
While waiting I observed That there were three items on a
stand next to the exam table:
A Tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove and a beer .
When the doctor finally came in I said, "Look Doc,
I'm a little confused.
This is my first exam.
I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for,
but can you tell me what the BEER is for?
At that, Doctor Paul became noticeably irritated and stormed
over to the door.
He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse ...
"Evelyn !!! I said a BUTT LIGHT."

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~~ A local store in R-ville, put up an interesting sign:
if you're interested in finding out if there's life after death,
try robbing this store.

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~~ The teacher of a high school class in the fundamentals
of economics led the discussion around to the population
explosion.
"Certain levels of our society reproduce much more frequently
than others," he pointed out.
"What people would you guess reproduce the most?"
One bright student answered, "Women."

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~~ Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid
of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

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~~ An obnoxious drunk guy is at a party, trying to pick up a
ravishing lady.
He asks, "Hey, baby, can you guess my star sign?"
"Quite easily," came the reply. "Herpes.

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~~ In 2006 several U.S. senators held a press conference

on Capitol Hill to complain about the rising price of gasoline.
The senators drove to the conference in their SUVs from their
offices across the street.
It didn't occur to them that one way to reduce gas consumption
was to walk across the street instead of driving.
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Todays Thought:  Every person is a fool for at least five minutes every day...

wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit. 
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