Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Sunday, Morning.......friends..

I added a couple more pics, just because.....

By the way....which do you all like.....

Pics or the jokes....or both?...

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Not these crazy pictures again.......

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I'm afraid so, Darling.......

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Better be a large Big Mac and fries in that bag.......

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Go ahead and complain...........

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He complained, and look what he got.........

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Wow.....that's a biggie......make lots soup?

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These guys been hanging around.......

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Now this is a weird looking critter........does it bite?

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Just relaxing...........

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Ugly looking Tube nose Bat.........

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The Bosavi woolly rat ........

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Sorry....I don't like Spiders, any kind.......

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An't we cute?.....

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~~ You're better off betting on a horse than betting on a man.

A horse may not be able to hold you tight, but he doesn't

wanna wonder from the stable at night.

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~~ After receiving an ivory carving of the Last Supper,

my friend Pat displayed it in a prominent place.

When her six-year-old grandson came to visit,

he noticed it and wanted to know what it was.

So she told him a little bit about what the artist had portrayed.

Not long after, the boy visited again, this time with some

cousins who hadn't seen the carving.

One of them asked what it was.

Before Grandma could reply, the six-year-old said,

"Oh, that's Jesus and the boys out to supper."

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~~ I was talking to my preacher I noticed he had cut himself shaving.

I asked him about it.

He said he was concentrating on his sermon and nicked his chin.

I told him next time to concentrate on what he was doing and

cut his sermon.

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~~ One of my friends duties as a novice drill instructor at

Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hall.

After everyone had made it through the chow line,

he sat them down and told them,

"There are three rules in this mess hall:

Shut up! Eat up! Get up!"

Checking to see that he had everyone's attention, he asked,

"What is the first rule?"

Much to the amusement of the other instructors,

60 privates yelled in unison, "Shut up, Drill Sergeant!"

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~~ At a naval barracks the enlisted men were being given their

shots prior to going overseas.

One lad, having received his series of injections,

asked for a glass of water.

"What's the matter, Mate?" asked the sick bay attendant.

"Do you feel pain?"

"No, just checking to see if I'm still watertight."

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~~ While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed

several students on their hands and knees assessing the

courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand.

"What are they doing?" I asked our tour guide.

"Each year," he replied with a grin, "The upperclassmen ask

the freshmen how many bricks it took to finish paving this

courtyard."

When we were out of earshot of the freshmen,

my friend asked our guide: "So what's the answer?"

The guide replied: "One."

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~~ My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away.

As long as I don't enjoy myself.

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~~ Finished with canvassing all the stores in a town,

a traveling salesman checked out of a hotel.

On the way to the airport, he realized he'd left his hairbrush

behind.

He returned to the room, but it had just been given to a

honeymoon couple.

As he was about to knock, he heard, from inside, a nervous

bridal voice say, "And whose pretty nosey-wosey is that?

The groom said, "Yours, dear."

"And whose big wide shouldy-woudies are those?"

"Yours, dear."

"And whose chesty-westy is it?"

"Yours dear,"

Unable to wait any longer, the salesman yelled through the door,

"When you get to the crushy-brushy, that's mine!"

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~~ "Keep love in your heart.

A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers

are dead.

The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a

warmth and richness to life that nothing else can bring."

(Oscar Wilde...1854- 1900)

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~~ The minister and his wife place an ad for a butler.

Early the next morning a nicely dressed young man appears

at their front door.

The minister asks him, "Can you fix breakfast by 7:00 a.m.

every day?"

"Well...I guess I can."

"And can you make the beds, dust the living room,

do the dishes, cut the grass, and polish the silver also?"

"Gee, Sir, I just came by to see about getting married.

But if it's going to be that much work, you can count me out!"

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~~ A girl can wait for the right man to come along,

but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't

have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.

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Todays Thought: Being overweight just sort of snacks up on you.

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