Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, friends and other readers....I hope you Enjoy...

We had a great week end...got some jobs done around here...

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This field by the church is full of Daisey's...

Just a yellow field........

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Now you know why they call them the "Blue Ridge Mts......

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Two of mine just resting...........behind the shop....

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Yep....The old piggy bank is getting light........

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I wouldn't mess with him......

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Okay...Okay......you can go.......

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Don't step back........

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Need a job?....this one is open now.....

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~~ "The Bible tells us that we should love our neighbors."

"Did the Bible mention that they'd have a kid who plays drums?"

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~~ During the course of being interviewed by the press,

the noted doctor was asked by a reporter:

"Doctor, did you ever make a serious mistake?"

"Yes," was the reply, "I once cured a millionaire in three visits!"

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~~ A man, submitting information to his income tax preparer,

was asked how many dependents he had.

"Sixteen," he replied.

The preparer asked, "Would you mind repeating that?"

The man replied, "Not if I can help it."

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~~ During a road trip I stopped in a small town to grab a bite

to eat.

I walked into a local pizza place and the first thing I noticed was

a sign on the wall advising: "Price. Quality. Service.

Pick Any Two."

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~~ Pete was once asked whether he resented his wife having

the last word.

"I never mind my wife having the last word," he replied.

"In fact, I'm delighted when she gets to it!"

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~~ I walked with a friend to the newsstand the other night,

and he bought a paper, thanking the owner politely.

The owner, however, did not even acknowledge it.

"A sullen fellow, isn't he?" I commented as we walked away.

"Oh, he's that way every night," shrugged my friend.

"Then why do you continue being so polite to him?" I asked.

And my friend replied, "Why should I let him determine how

I'm going to act?"

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~~ An insurance agent was teaching his wife to drive when

the brakes suddenly failed on a steep, downhill grade.

"I can't stop!" she shrilled.

"What should I do?"

"Brace yourself," advised her husband, "and try to hit

something cheap."

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~~ At an annual Bosses Night dinner in C-ville, Va, where

legal secretaries sponsored their lawyer bosses, it was time

to announce the Boss of the Year.

The master of ceremonies began:

"First of all, our winner is a graduate of the University of Virginia.

So that already eliminates some of you as candidates."

"Our winner also is a partner in a downtown C-ville law firm.

That eliminates some more of you.

"Our nominee is honest, upright, dedicated..."

A voice from the audience cut in: "Well, there go the rest of us!"

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~~ QUESTION: What should you give a man who has everything?

ANSWER: A woman to show him how to work it.

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~~ I recently attended our church women's annual general

meeting and tea.

Members were asked to bring the usual sandwiches and

squares, and to drop them off at the kitchen to be sliced by

volunteers.

Peeling back the tinfoil on a large cake pan I was surprised

to see that one entire row of brownies was missing.

In its place was a note: "Husband's portion removed."

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~~ An elderly woman was brought to the ER with a fractured hip.

The ER doctor knew that surgery would be in order for the

patient.

“Have you ever undergone surgery?” he asked.

“Yes,” the woman said.

“Remember what type of surgery was it?”

“I’m not sure,” the old lady said..... “It was a long time ago.”

The physician noticed a scar on the right side of the woman’s

abdomen.

He pointed to the scar.

“Is this where you had the surgery?” he asked.

“No,” said the woman...... “It was in Brooklyn.”

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~~~ "Ever consider what dogs must think of us?

I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the

most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow.

They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"

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Today Thought: If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.

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