Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....Friends.....

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Now he thinks he looks cool........

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Well, Trimmed that tree......no you can get in the door......

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Wow.....he's good....

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Meat with out feet......?

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Then this must be meat with feet........?

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Meat with cake.......?

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Yea, right!......98 cents for beer..is more like it........

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Poor Eno.....no date for you........

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~~          A DETERMINED SPIRIT (Author Unknown)

Once upon a time, a small bird named Tasoo lived in a
vast jungle.
One hot summer day, a terrible wildfire erupted and the flames
devoured many trees and animals living in the jungle.
Other birds flew high into the sky and far away to safety,
but Tasoo couldn't bear to leave her precious jungle home
to burn.
Day and night, she flew with all her might back and forth to
the river, filling her tiny beak with water to drop on the raging
fires.
Tasoo's rare heart of courage and unshakable determination
moved the heavenly gods to shed tears,
and a great rain poured down upon the jungle,
extinguishing the flames.
And so it is that even the smallest actions of a determined
spirit can change the world.

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~~ If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek,
does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?

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~~ A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out
into the road strayed a rooster:
Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud
of feathers.
Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse and rang
the doorbell.
A farmer appeared.
The man somewhat nervously said:
"I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him."
"Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "the hens are round the back."

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~~ QUESTION: How do fish get stoned?
ANSWER: Seaweed.

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~~ POLICEMAN: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen?
SUSPECT: It wasn't when I took it.

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~~ A Medicare patient awoke after surgery to find a sign
propped up against his incision.
It read: "This is a federal project showing your tax dollars
at work."

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~~ CUSTOMER: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I
ordered?
WAITER: Well, you know how slow turtles are.

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~~ A policeman came upon a super-salesman about to jump
from a bridge and yelled, "Wait, Fellow! Please don't do that!!!
The salesman said, "Why not?" and proceeded to expound
on his views on the shaky economy,
declining family life and crooked politics.
Shortly thereafter, they both jumped.

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~~ Mom... Grandma says I'm as cute as a bug.
Her bugs must be a lot cuter than ours."

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~~ By coincidence, the surgeon performing the medical
procedure on me was the son of an NCO I had known
in the air force.
The doctor had even been born in the same military
hospital in Germany as my own son when his father
and I were serving with a U.S. NATO unit.
I was conscious during the procedure and, trying to inject
a note of levity into the situation,
observed that I hadn't thought I would ever experience
an air-force brat messing around inside my heart.
"I didn't think I'd ever be messing around in an old
colonel's heart," the doctor responded.
"In fact, I didn't even know they had one!"

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~~ Teacher: Gus, what do you call a person who keeps
on talking when people are no longer interested?
Gus: A teacher

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~~ The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds
a natural- history lesson.
"Worker ants," she told them,
"can carry pieces of food five times their own weight.
What do you conclude from that?"
One child was ready with the answer:
"They don't have a union."
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Todays Thought:  Ninety percent of politics is deciding whom to blame.
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