Going to fly the Flag at half mast to remember our fallen comrades....
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Yea...yea...the old bear hug......
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~~~ Andrew, my seven-year-old grandson, played on a local hockey team.
The rule was that each player could get a maximum of three goals per game.
In one game, Andrew racked up a hat trick in the first 20 minutes.
During the remainder of the game, every time Andrew got the puck, his coach yelled from the bench, “Remember, Andrew, you have to pass the puck!”
After the game, my excited grandson emerged from the dressing room, looked up at me and exclaimed happily:
“Wow, Grandpop, did you see that?..... I got three goals and two insists!”
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~~~ A man was on trial for armed robbery.
The jury foreman delivered the verdict"not guilty"
"Thats awesome"the defendant shouted...."Does that mean i can keep the money"
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~~~ During a business trip to Boeing's Everett, Wash., factory, I noticed several 747 and 777 airliners being assembled.
Before the engines were installed, huge weights were hung from the wings to keep the planes balanced.
The solid-steel weights were bright yellow and marked "14,000 lbs."
But what I found particularly interesting was some stenciling I discovered on the side of each weight.
Imprinted there was the warning: "Remove before flight."
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~~~ Experts say the way your animals behave around the house can sometimes predict earthquakes.
I believe it.
The night before the last big earthquake in Los Angeles my German Shepherd took the car keys and drove to Arizona.
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~~~ Taking the bull by the horns is often a sound course of action, as long as you and the bull agree on when you can let go.
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~~~ Standing in line at the grocery-store checkout, my dad was pleased to hear bits of classical music.
Unfortunately, the music would begin to play, only to quickly stop.
The store's sound system did not seem to be working properly.
Turning to the woman standing behind him in line.
Dad commented on how lovely the music was and how he hoped the store would get their system fixed.
As the music started up again.
Dad smiled at the lady and said, "There it is again!... Isn't it lovely?"
"Sir, it is indeed lovely, but it's not from the store," the woman replied with a smile.
"Your cellphone is ringing!"
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~~~ The other day, a manager sent me a form letting me know that one of his staff was no longer employed here.
In the "Reason for separation" field, he wrote "Employee deceased."
Under "Recommended for rehire?" he wrote "Yes"
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The rule was that each player could get a maximum of three goals per game.
In one game, Andrew racked up a hat trick in the first 20 minutes.
During the remainder of the game, every time Andrew got the puck, his coach yelled from the bench, “Remember, Andrew, you have to pass the puck!”
After the game, my excited grandson emerged from the dressing room, looked up at me and exclaimed happily:
“Wow, Grandpop, did you see that?..... I got three goals and two insists!”
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~~~ A man was on trial for armed robbery.
The jury foreman delivered the verdict"not guilty"
"Thats awesome"the defendant shouted...."Does that mean i can keep the money"
.
~~~ During a business trip to Boeing's Everett, Wash., factory, I noticed several 747 and 777 airliners being assembled.
Before the engines were installed, huge weights were hung from the wings to keep the planes balanced.
The solid-steel weights were bright yellow and marked "14,000 lbs."
But what I found particularly interesting was some stenciling I discovered on the side of each weight.
Imprinted there was the warning: "Remove before flight."
.
~~~ Experts say the way your animals behave around the house can sometimes predict earthquakes.
I believe it.
The night before the last big earthquake in Los Angeles my German Shepherd took the car keys and drove to Arizona.
.
~~~ Taking the bull by the horns is often a sound course of action, as long as you and the bull agree on when you can let go.
.
~~~ Standing in line at the grocery-store checkout, my dad was pleased to hear bits of classical music.
Unfortunately, the music would begin to play, only to quickly stop.
The store's sound system did not seem to be working properly.
Turning to the woman standing behind him in line.
Dad commented on how lovely the music was and how he hoped the store would get their system fixed.
As the music started up again.
Dad smiled at the lady and said, "There it is again!... Isn't it lovely?"
"Sir, it is indeed lovely, but it's not from the store," the woman replied with a smile.
"Your cellphone is ringing!"
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~~~ The other day, a manager sent me a form letting me know that one of his staff was no longer employed here.
In the "Reason for separation" field, he wrote "Employee deceased."
Under "Recommended for rehire?" he wrote "Yes"
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~~~ A friend and her husband were participating in a blood drive, and as part of the prescreening process, an elderly volunteer was asking some questions.
"Have you ever paid for sex?" the woman asked my friend's husband sweetly.
Glancing wearily over at his wife, trying to calm a new baby and tend to several other children milling around her, he sighed, "Every time."
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~~~ I work for an airline reservations office and one day was describing the rules and regulations for a deep-discount airfare to a customer.
I ended by saying the fare did not allow any checked baggage.
“That’s okay,” she responded quickly. “Mine are striped.”
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Todays Thought; "Blessed are those who mourn, for they shall be comforted."
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"Have you ever paid for sex?" the woman asked my friend's husband sweetly.
Glancing wearily over at his wife, trying to calm a new baby and tend to several other children milling around her, he sighed, "Every time."
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~~~ I work for an airline reservations office and one day was describing the rules and regulations for a deep-discount airfare to a customer.
I ended by saying the fare did not allow any checked baggage.
“That’s okay,” she responded quickly. “Mine are striped.”
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Todays Thought; "Blessed are those who mourn, for they shall be comforted."
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