Every one ready for a long Holiday?
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Today's sunrise........Going to be a great weekend....We stole the weather from Florida..... ha-ha...
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Farmer next door cutting his hay field..........First cut.......
I think this baby loves food.......
Yep...your flying...........
Gotta watch them cats.............
Have you spotted them yet??.
Amend! ...................
Well, he's off....on his bike with all the mirrors and lights............
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~~~ Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls.
These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls"
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~~~ Although desperate to find work, I passed up a job I found on an employment website.
It was for a wastewater plant operator.
Among the job requirements: "Must be able to swim."
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~~~ Gus: I swim with my head above water.
FLIP: Sure,.... wood floats, doesn't it!
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~~~ RESUME MISTAKES:
These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls"
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~~~ Although desperate to find work, I passed up a job I found on an employment website.
It was for a wastewater plant operator.
Among the job requirements: "Must be able to swim."
.
~~~ Gus: I swim with my head above water.
FLIP: Sure,.... wood floats, doesn't it!
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~~~ RESUME MISTAKES:
“Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.”
“Education: College, August 1895--May 1999.”
“Work Experience: Dealing with customers’ conflicts that arouse.”
“Develop and recommend an annual operating expense fudget.”
“I’m a rabid typist.”
“Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain operation.”
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~~~ Sue told me...... As a health nurse, I often mentioned to my children how I would make babies cry when giving vaccinations.
One day my 12-year-old-son , Jeff, came by the health unit after school to catch a ride home with me.
He was sitting in the waiting room when I was giving a baby his needle and the child's mother became so distressed that she had to leave the room.
Later, as we were heading home, Jeff turned to me with a worried look and said, "Wow, Mom, you even make the moms cry."
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~~~ My friend introduced her Grade 6 students to Handel's Messiah.
They especially loved listening to and singing the Hallelujah Chorus."
It was such a success that she decided to study composers again the next year.
"Which ones do you know she asked her new class.
They listed Beethoven and Brahms, the one boy suggested Doorknob.
"Doorknob?" she asked skeptically.
"You know," he said. 'The Hallelujah' guy."
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~~~ Sue: One evening I was commenting on my bad exercise habits and tight clothes. Whenever I criticize myself, my five-year-old son always has something charming to say.
Using a new word this time, he smiled and said, "Oh, no Mommy!
You look flabulous!"
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~~~ Women prefer thirty to forty minutes of foreplay.
Men prefer thirty to forty seconds of foreplay.
Men consider driving back to her place as part of the foreplay.
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~~~ Q: What happens to a sad strawberry?
A: It turns into a blueberry.
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“Education: College, August 1895--May 1999.”
“Work Experience: Dealing with customers’ conflicts that arouse.”
“Develop and recommend an annual operating expense fudget.”
“I’m a rabid typist.”
“Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain operation.”
.
~~~ Sue told me...... As a health nurse, I often mentioned to my children how I would make babies cry when giving vaccinations.
One day my 12-year-old-son , Jeff, came by the health unit after school to catch a ride home with me.
He was sitting in the waiting room when I was giving a baby his needle and the child's mother became so distressed that she had to leave the room.
Later, as we were heading home, Jeff turned to me with a worried look and said, "Wow, Mom, you even make the moms cry."
.
~~~ My friend introduced her Grade 6 students to Handel's Messiah.
They especially loved listening to and singing the Hallelujah Chorus."
It was such a success that she decided to study composers again the next year.
"Which ones do you know she asked her new class.
They listed Beethoven and Brahms, the one boy suggested Doorknob.
"Doorknob?" she asked skeptically.
"You know," he said. 'The Hallelujah' guy."
.
~~~ Sue: One evening I was commenting on my bad exercise habits and tight clothes. Whenever I criticize myself, my five-year-old son always has something charming to say.
Using a new word this time, he smiled and said, "Oh, no Mommy!
You look flabulous!"
.
~~~ Women prefer thirty to forty minutes of foreplay.
Men prefer thirty to forty seconds of foreplay.
Men consider driving back to her place as part of the foreplay.
.
~~~ Q: What happens to a sad strawberry?
A: It turns into a blueberry.
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