Down Hummingbird Lane

A great, windy morning, this morning.......
Don't forget your love Saturday......
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Get em!...."Blue" and "Clyde".........
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Pin up picture?

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I think he was in the wrong place at the wrong time.........

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I know he's trying to throw the cow down...but it looks like he's kissing....
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Trap a Cat ?

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Pretty picture, but their fighting ?
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My favorite toon........he's so funny.....
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~~~ Sunmmer told me: I am not overweight.

I am chocolate-enriched.

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~~~ What a pity people can't exchange problems since everyone seems to know exactly how to solve the other person's.

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~~~ The following are a few simple ways to keep burglars out of the house by putting a few signs in well-placed locations.

Dear Mr. Butcher, starting tomorrow, please leave eight pounds of meat for Brutus.

Six pounds only makes him angry and vicious!

Dear Mr. Mailman, we found bloodstains all over our mail.

They must be yours.

The next time you put mail into our slot, please be sure to keep all parts of your body well clear of all openings.

P.S. - Any sign of that book we sent for, "The Care and Feeding of Wild Jungle Cats"?

Selma, don't come in! The boa constrictor got loose again...

Dear Mr. Exterminator, be very careful when you go inside!

The termites have eaten through most of the floorboards and you will fall into the basement where all of the rats are!

To whom it may concern: Some of the items in this house have been engraved with Federal Identification Numbers.

Others have merely been wired to explode when touched. Good luck...

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~~~ My wife will buy anything marked down.

Last year she bought an escalator

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~~~ Football players at the high school where I worked were stealing the practice jerseys, so the coach ordered a set with "Property of James Monroe High School" emblazoned on them. When the thefts continued, he ordered a new batch that had the imprint "Stolen from James Monroe High School."

But the jerseys still kept disappearing.

The larceny finally stopped after he changed the wording to "James Monroe High School 4th String."

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Todays thought; "You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements."

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