Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning.......It's all bad news.....I guess I gotta stop watchen the news!
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Hide my head, maybe it'll go away.........
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Amidst all the death and destruction of the last few days in Victoria from the bush fires has come this little gem...........

They found this female Koala dehydrated and probably would not have survived had they not spotted her.......
Somehow she survived the firestorm, her feet burnt and face scorched yet she approached the firemen and accepted two bottles of fresh water whilst holding the firemans hand.....

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PETA wants us to start calling fish "sea kittens" to soften up their image as something people shouldn't EAT... Here, kitty, kitty...kitty!

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An't this a nice sunset?...........

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I guess shes fishing.......lookin for breakfast.

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Done broke........

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An't that the truth...........They all are not giving up their pay or jobs.......

They don't work for the people anymore.....

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~~~ A dentist ran out of anaesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was scheduled. He gave the nurse a very large needle, instructing her to jab it hard into the patient's butt when the signal was given, so it would take his attention away from the tooth extraction.
It all happened in an instant.
The nurse, patient, and pliers were in place.

The signal was given, and the nurse bayoneted the patient with the needle just as the dentist yanked the tooth.
Afterwards, the dentist asked, "Hurt much?"

The patient hesitated, "Didn't hardly feel it come out. And, man, those roots were really deep!"

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~~~ Elvin Hayes, 6'10" Washington Bullets forward, asked in a hotel lobby if he was a basketball player: "No I clean giraffe ears."

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~~~ Apparently I tend to brag too much about my home state of Ohio.

One day I told a long-suffering friend, "You know, the first man in powered flight was from Ohio. The first man to orbit the earth was from Ohio.

And the first man on the moon was from Ohio."
"Sounds like a lot of people are trying to get out of Ohio," he observed.

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~~~ Gardening is about enjoying the smell of things growing in the soil, getting dirty without feeling guilty, and generally taking the time to soak up a little peace and serenity.

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~~~ What's a seven-course meal in R-Ville?

A hamburger and a six-pack.

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~~~ The insurance agency draws business from a retirement community.

Once, when applying for auto insurance for a client, I asked him how many miles he drives in a year.

He said he didn't know.
"Well, do you drive 10,000 miles a year?" I asked, "or 5,000?"

He said the numbers sounded high.

"What month is this?" he asked.

I told him it was July.
"Maybe this will help," he said.

"I filled the car with gas in February."

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~~~ My wife had never been to a baseball game so I took her to see the Red Sox.

Our seats were behind third base. During the first inning, the batter hit a foul ball.

I caught it on the fly.

Excitedly, my wife said, "How many of those do you get in a game?"

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Todays thoughts; If nothing is going well, call your grandmother.

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