Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, every one.....Has been windy here......
Hope all is well were you are.....
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Trees come down in the wind......(nobody I know)
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I don't think it would sell.......

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Now....this is a divorce settlement...............

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Friends........don't do this with mine........they love birds too....and squirrls.....

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I think mine would eat hin too........................

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Yep.....this is the dead end.......we will all go down this road some time....

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An't this the truth..........................................

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~~~ Learning to use a voice-recognition computer program, I was excited about the prospect of finally being able to write more accurately than I type.

First I read out loud to the computer for about an hour to train it to my voice, then I opened a clean page and dictated a nursery rhyme to see the magic.
The computer recorded: "Murry fed a little clam, its fleas was bright and slow."

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~~~ The lingerie store where my aunt works was crowded with shoppers selecting Valentine's Day gifts for their wives.

A young businessman came to the register with a lacy black negligee.

My aunt noticed that the next customer, an elderly farmer, was holding a long flannel nightgown and kept glancing at the younger man's sexier choice.

When it was his turn, the farmer placed the nightgown on the counter.

"Would you have anything in black flannel?" He asked.

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~~~ A friend wrote: I'm a state trooper in Alaska, and I've been called to investigate many cases of moose poaching. Some we solved because of the carelessness of the criminals who have left behind incriminating evidence such as a boot print or, in one memorable case, a wallet complete with the poacher's driver's license.

But one culprit, we thought, left no clues at all -- until we saw the clear imprint of his license plate when he backed his vehicle up against a snowbank.

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~~~ Q: According to USA Today, which is the favorite luxury car of more U. S. corporate financial officers: a Mercedes-Benz, a Lexus or a BMW?
A: The envelope please. And the winner is...the Lexus.

Number two is the Mercedes, and the BMW is the number three choice.

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~~~ It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Jim was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker: "Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee please back up to the men's tee, please!"
Jim was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement: "Would the man on the women's tee kindly back up the men's tee!"
Jim had had enough.

He shouted: "Would the announcer in the clubhouse kindly shut up and let me play my second shot!"

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~~~ new drink!!!!! its called the Capt. SULLY: 2 shots of Grey Goose 1 splash of Water

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~~~ Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?

Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!

Mother: Why did you say that, Junior?

Why did you ask the question?

Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.

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Todays thought; "You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements."

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