Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning.....Have a "HAPPY VALENTINES DAY"
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A Valentines day sunrise, down Hummingbird Lane........
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What can you say?.......

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Have horns.....will butt...............................bend over..

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Good looking birds.....Making a nest....

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I don't know? I think hes good looking......

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Don't run into the pot of gold..............

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Oh, No!......

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~~~ After six-year-old looked at all his Easter candy, he informed his parents Dan and Amber, I know where the Easter Bunny lives."

They looked at him in amazement.

"Oh really? Where?" Dan asked.

Eddie replied, "China, because everything in my Easter basket has China on it."

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~~~ In court to plead his case, an alleged auto thief listened as the judge asked the simple question, "How do you plead?"

The defendant, representing himself replied, "Before I plead, your honor, I'd like to explain just why I stole that car."

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~~~ TV commercials urge you to buy incredibly expensive sports shoes, implying that somehow they'll improve your game.

Basketball star Charles Barkley set the record straight, saying: "These are my new shoes. They're good shoes.

They won't make you rich like me.

They won't make you rebound like me.

They definitely won't make you handsome like me.

They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it."

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~~~ Ray Robinson, when told Carmen Basilio insisted he could have gone another 15 rounds after their championship fight:

"Well, maybe he could have went another 15, but he wouldn't have went'em with me."

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~~~ Marty Springstead, American League umpire, on former Baltimore Oriole manager Earl Weaver:

"The way to test the durability of a Timex watch would be to strap it to his tongue."

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~~~ Torry Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins:"

He treats us like men.

He lets us wear earrings."

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~~~ Gus: If you were hunting in the woods and met a bear, would you give him both barrels?
Pete: I'd give him the whole gun!

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~~~ Breaking news. Wurlitzer to merge with Xerox.....They're going to manufacture reproductive organs.

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~~~ Things to ponder:

Knowing others is intelligence; knowing yourself is wisdom; acting on intelligence and wisdom is leadership.
The next time someone says to you, "Nothing's impossible", tell him, "Go dribble a football."
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

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.Todays Thought; If you can't remember the good old days, your too young....

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