Went out for breakfast.......
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Sorry about that..........
Playing in the snow?
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Valentine calf....
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A pilot dog...? a little pile here...A little pile there....
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Never got off the ground.................But its big.....
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This is cool........................................
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1938 corsair.......Beautiful......
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~~~ Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice.
Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
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~~~ I love to read those advice columns in the newspaper.
I read one this morning.
It said, "What's the worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary?"
"Morning Sickness."
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~~~ I watched an ant climb a blade of grass this morning.
When he reached the top, his weight bent the blade down to the ground.
Then, twisting his thorax with insectile precision, he grabbed hold of the next blade.
In this manner, he traveled across the lawn, covering as much distance vertically as he did horizontally, which amused and delighted me.
And then, all at once, I had what is sometimes called an "epiphany", a moment of heightened awareness in which everything becomes clear.
Yes, hunched over that ant on my hands and knees, I suddenly knew what I had to do...
Quit drinking before noon.
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~~~ To my friend's astonishment, a police car pulled up to her house and her elderly grand-father got out.
The patrolman explained that the old gentleman had been lost in the city park and had asked for help.
"Why, Grandfather," my friend said, "you've been going there for 40 years.
How could you get lost?"
The old man smiled slyly.
"Wasn't exactly lost," he admitted.
"I just got tired of walking."
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~~~ Our neighbor loaned my us his old chain saw to trim some tree branches.
Unfortunately, the engine burned out while we was using it.
Not wanting to return a broken piece of equipment, we bought a new saw to replace it.
When I offered it to our neighbor, he thanked me but said, "Keep it. I'll borrow it when I need it."
I was turning away when his eyes lit up.
"Hey," he asked, "want to borrow my car?"
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Todays thought; Irish potatoes are always the ones with the smiling eyes..........
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