Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning.....
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Just laying around........
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Now....This chicken is fluffy...........
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A naked Chick....?

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This is a zonkey..........
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Spares.....??

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Wanna play.............................

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~~~ Computers will never replace man entirely until they learn to laugh at the jokes that the boss makes.

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~~~ Happy birthday to Abraham Lincoln.

He would have been 200 years old .

I might be naive, but I like to think that somewhere up in heaven, he is proud that this country named a town car after him.

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~~~ Nurse: Your blood pressure is amazingly high.

Is your job very stressful?

Patient: Well, I work at a petting zoo.

Nurse: That seems easy enough.

Patient: I determine which animals are too vicious to be petted.

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~~~ Q: Who buys more chocolate, men or women?
A: Well, 75 percent of chocolate purchases are made by women all year long, but during the days before Valentine's Day, 75 percent of chocolate purchases are made by men.

Over $1-billion of chocolate is bought for Valentine's Day.

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~~~ minister was talking to a group of children about forgiveness.

He asked them, "What must happen before we can expect to be forgiven for doing wrong?"

The children seemed unsure about the answer, but one boy made a guess, saying.

"First we have to do something bad?"

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~~~ Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

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~~~ Seeing my 11-year-old perusing a website filled with photos of Britney Spears, I commented, "She sure is pretty.

Which picture do you like best?"
"I don't know," he mumbled, embarrassed by his newfound interest in girls.

"I'm just reading about her."
I came closer and peered at the screen.

"Oh, really?" I said.

"So, when did you learn to read Spanish?"

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Todays thought; Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet.

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