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Now, if I was sitting on that dock with my "Honey", with my feet inthe water,, I would be in heaven.....
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Worlds longest ear hair....EAR HAIR...?? I don't quite know what to say....
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If looks could kill.....we would be dead.........
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Yah....well your next..........
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Cheap way to fly.....got any flites to Fla.?
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I have heard of a "Shot gun" wedding,...but this is over kill....
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Might as well do it up right...take all the in-laws out.......ha-ha...
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Had a goat...got up one morning, goat on car walking around....
no more goat........
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~~~ Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach in the pouring rain.
One looks skywards and says, "So this is England.
What's it like?"
The other snarls, "Well, if you like the weather, you'll love the food."
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~~~~ First cave man to 2nd cave man: "I don't care what you say.
We never had such unusual weather before they started using bows and arrows."
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~~~ There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days.
It's called Monday.
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~~~ MAN TRYING TO SELL A TREADMILL TO A WOMAN IN HIS STORE: "Due to the space-age materials used in making this model, this one collects less dust than other exercise equipment."
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~~~ The Titanic was sinking, and there weren't enough lifeboats.
So the captain had to persuade male passengers to jump into the icy waters to make room for women and children.
To the British he said.
"You must act like gentlemen."
They jumped.
To the Americans he said, "You can be heroes."
They complied.
To the Germans he said, "It's the rule."
They obeyed.
To the Japanese he said," It's the consensus."
They obliged.
Then came the Singaporean and they just weren't budging until he came up with the appeal: "Free life jackets for those who jumped."
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~~~ Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the colour of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life."
Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So, why is the groom wearing black?"
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~~~ While planning one of her last birthday parties, Ethel Barrymore (1879-1959) was asked whether she wished to have a cake.
"Yes," she replied, "we'll have cake for everyone."
Next she was asked whether she wished to have any candles.
"No," she replied.
"This is a birthday party, not a torchlight procession."
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Todays thought;
Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
- Jerry Garcia
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Great blog as always Gus. As for being TGIF I'm working all weekend:-( set off in the dark and come home in the dark. You have a good one. Rae xx
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