Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning.....Friends....Everybody doing Okay?
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Breakfast is being served.......
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Now...I bet he can eat a big breakfast..........

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Stay away from this place........

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No me.........

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Now he'll give you a lick.............

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Don.t eat here.....I don't need another one......

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Looks good.....But, ready to go to the hospital?

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Oh....Oh......

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~~~ Two prisoners were sitting in their cell talking, one said to the other,

“You are getting out in a couple of weeks, are you going straight or back in Politics.

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~~~ NOT REALLY SARDINES: A can of sardines doesn't actually hold sardines, it holds herring.

The herring came to be called sardines because the process for canning them originated in Sardinia.

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~~~ WHAT A NAME: We all learn as youngsters to dispose of our garbage.

In England, kids are told to put their garbage in a "wagger pagger bagger," slang for waste bin.

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~~~ "I don't know all Ten Commandments.

The only ones I remember are 'settle down', 'act your age' and 'take that out of your mouth'."

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~~~ HUSBAND: Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks she's a parking meter!
DOCTOR: My goodness, let me see her right away.
HUSBAND: She can't come in until next Tuesday.

That's when the meter maid takes the money out of her mouth.

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~~~ An honest weatherman says, "Today's forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm wrong."

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~~~ For years my sister's husband tried unsuccessfully to persuade her to get a hearing aid. "How much do they cost?" she asked one day after he had pitched the idea to her again.
"They're usually about $3,000," he said.

"Okay, well, if you say something worth $3,000," she replied, "I'll get one."

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~~~ How do you make a golf ball float?
Take two scoops of ice cream, add root beer, then drop in the golf ball.

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Todays thought: ......Discover wildlife...have kids!

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