Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, friends and neighbours....

Still chilly, but warming up next week......

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This reminds me....I need to lose some weight.........

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This is a great costume......

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Ice racing.... Quebec city winter carnival.....

No my thing..........

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He's a little slow on fetching......

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Friends???

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He's a fast talker............

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Don't you think i'm a looker?

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♥♥♥

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~~~ Rebecca is reading a Bible story to her young daughter Emma.

"The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned into a pillar of salt."
Emma asks, "What happened to the flea ?"

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~~~ With a vanload of screaming second graders in tow, my sister was driving on a field trip. Clearly distracted, she coasted through a stop sign, catching the attention of security guard. "Hey," he called out, "Have you forgotten how to stop?"
Indignant, my sister yelled back over the din, "What makes you think they're all mine?"

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~~~ Three cowboys are about to be strung up for cattle rustling.

The lynch mob takes them to a tree at the edge of the Rio Grande.

They put the first cowboy in the noose, but he's so sweaty, he slips out, falls into the river, and swims to freedom.

They tie the noose around the second cowboy's neck.

He, too, slips out of the rope, drops into the river, and gets away.

It's the third rustler's turn.

He looks at the mob and says, "Could y'all do me a favor?

Tighten that noose a bit, I can't swin."

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~~~ A crumbling old church building needed remodeling, so, during his sermon, the preacher made an impassioned appeal looking directly at the richest man in town.

At the end of the sermon, the rich man stood up and announced, "Pastor, I will contribute $1,000."
Just then, plaster fell from the ceiling and struck the rich man on the shoulder.
He promptly stood back up and shouted, "Pastor, I will increase my donation to $5,000."
Before he could sit back down, plaster fell on him again, and again he virtually screamed, "Pastor, I will double my last pledge."

He sat down, and a larger chunk of plaster fell on his head.
He stood up once more and hollered, "Pastor, I will give $20,000!"
This prompted a deacon to shout, "Hit him again, Lord! .....Hit him again!"

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~~~ Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a canary!

Doctor: Don't worry. Your condition is tweet-able.

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~~~ You know how most packages say "Open Here?"

What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else?"

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Todays thought; Some executives call passing the buck delegating authority.

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